This whole thing cracked me up in the best way
okay first, I'm OBSESSED with your snippets. seriously, I read like most of them in the last three days. you're like, really talented.
second, here me out on this: villain finds out hero's address and decides to pay them a visit to threaten/intimidate/attack them, but they're dressed in their civilian clothes to avoid raising any suspicions. when they get there, they find out that it's hero's birthday and their home's crowded with their friends throwing them a surprise party. the friends assume villain is another friend of hero's, chaos ensues.
ur mind... wow
Villain hated parties.
They hated large groups of people in general, actually, and especially large groups of people all eating fooding and talking very loudly to each other.
In other words, this surprise party was basically their own brand of deluxe torture.
Villain was here to threaten Hero, maybe get some information, maybe kidnap them, who knows. It would be a little harder to do that when Hero had twenty pairs of eyes on them at all times, and Villain was not prepared to take the whole house hostage.
They’d knocked on the door, expecting Hero to answer, not some random person who they’d never seen in their life. She definitely wasn’t Hero, that was for sure, but she could have been their older sister.
“I thought everyone was here!” she said, but waved Villain in anyway. “Quickly, Hero will be here in a minute.”
Would that they had died before stepping in the door.
Now, ten minutes into a party they needed to escape, and Hero was walking up to them, drink in hand.
“Hi, I’m Hero,” they said, holding out their hand. “I don’t think we’ve met- who did you come with?”
Oh shit. Villain should have been paying attention to names- but they didn’t exchange any, did they? They didn’t know any of the flannel-covered people… “I’m... Ethan’s... friend,” Villain said uncertainly, hoping to hell that there was an Ethan in the room. That Hero even knew an Ethan. “I’m Villain.”
Hero frowned, glancing around the room. Their expression settled after a moment, and they looked back at Villain with a smile. “It’s great to meet you!”
They moved away, and Villain breathed a sigh of relief.
Once everyone was busy with their games, Villain decided to sneak upstairs. Maybe they could learn more about Hero.
The third door they tried looked like Hero’s room- shamefully messy, with sickly green walls that probably hadn’t been painted in years.
A hand clamped down on their shoulder, spinning them around and slamming them into the wall with a bang. Hero had a hand on Villain’s mouth, the other keeping them pinned to the wall with unnatural strength.
The sounds from downstairs didn’t stop.
“Who are you?” Hero demanded, voice low and angry. “Because you’re sure as hell not any friend of Ethan’s.”
So they did know an Ethan.
Villain glanced down at the hand on their mouth pointedly, and Hero removed it.
“So you do know an Ethan,” they said. “And you might want to be careful with that super strength or else I’ll figure out exactly who you are and go blabbing to everyone about it.”
Hero’s eyes went wide. “Villain,” they said. “How- how did you find me? Why are you here?”
Villain rolled their eyes. “I didn’t mean to come on your birthday. Happy birthday, by the way.”
“Thanks,” Hero said without thinking. Then they frowned. “I’m going to turn you in.”
“You can’t. You try to drag me out of this house, and everyone downstairs will know exactly who you are.” Villain grinned. “You think I’m the only bad guy out there?”
Hero scowled, looking away from Villain. “You’re the one pinned to the wall,” Hero said, “I have the-” they caught themself, and Villain could see the grin forming. “The high ground, as it were.”
“Oh my god.”
“Shut up. I have the upper hand! You should be scared.”
Villain scoffed. “Scared of you? Yeah, no. I have dignity. And,” they added, “I have your name. Which one of us is really in the worse?”
Hero swallowed. Hard. They stepped back, releasing Villain, jaw clenching and unclenching. “What do you want? Why did you come here?”
They opened their mouth to respond- and stopped. They had come here to threaten Hero.
“I want you to stop being a vigilante,” Villain said. “Or else I’ll tell everyone.”
“Absolutely not,” Hero said. “No. You can’t stop me.”
“I just told you that I’m threatening you! I’ll tell everyone about you!”
Someone called Hero’s name from downstairs, and they shouted, “Just a minute, start without me!”
They turned back to Villain. “Look. This is a really bad time, is there any way we could postpone this until tonight?”
Villain sighed. As much as they wanted to do what they came to do- threaten Hero, whatever the hell that meant- they also had the information they needed. “Usual place?” they said. “If you don’t show up, I’ll come here.”
Hero glared. “You wouldn’t dare.”
“Or your school. During class. I’ll dress up as your mom.”
“So this is what it feels like to want to murder someone.”
“Go back to the party, I think they’re about to sing happy birthday,” Villain said.
Hero groaned. “Kill me now.”
“Maybe later,” Villain replied, and pushed Hero towards the door lightly. “Have fun!” they said in a sing-song voice, and climbed out of Hero’s window.
That could have gone a lot better.
It also could have gone a lot worse.
I am going to cry, this is so sweet 🥺🫂
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Thank youuu @creweemmaeec11 and @sunflower1000 this one was especially cute💞
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" What are you waiting for?" Hero chuckled and it sounded dry and lifeless- it almost hurt Villain to listen.
"You have me in a chokehold and I clearly have nowhere to run." , they continued, as if taunting.
Villain opened their mouth, prepared to spit out a sarcastic retort but the next thing Hero said shut them up, the words dying in their throat.
"Go on, stab me." Hero said, their eyes daring them to.
And Villain would have believed them if not for the way their shoulders slumped against the cold wall, as if they were tired of standing and just wanted to fall down, tired of carrying the heavy weight on their shoulders and just wanted to let go.
And that's when Villain realized that these words were Hero's attempts at provoking them- like a devil whispering in your ear, Hero wanted Villain to listen to them, wanted Villain to stab them, to take their life, to relieve them of whatever it was that they wanted to get away from.
And there was no way Villain was having any of that. If the world didn't want Hero anymore, if Hero themselves didn't want them anymore then Villain would give them something to live for, because losing Hero wasn't worth anything.
So Villain stared back, gaze hard and firm, refusing to break eye contact, daring them as if saying "make me."
sorry this is short / just wanted to give you all something to read hehe / planning a series which I'll get to work on asap / poor Hero is just tired and Villain wants to help / hope you enjoyed:) / feel free to use as a prompt, but please tag or credit me
part 1 here
The morning light peeks in through the slightly ajar curtains, the rays making Adrian's blond hair look almost golden. Ash just woke up, then trudged half asleep to the kitchen for a glass of water when the sight made them stop in their tracks.
"Good morning!" , Alex announces, coming out of their room sporting a big yawn and the moment just breaks. Ash is just... standing there, in the middle of the hallway, doing practically nothing, staring at Adrian's sleeping figure which only just now twitches a little because of the sound. How were they supposed to explain this?
Ash decides to start with a "Good morning", taking quicker steps to the kitchen and hoping that Alex did not notice the tiny stutter in their voice.
"So, did Adrian finally complete their work?" Alex asks, aggressively poking the sleeping figure on the chair. Ash winces at the sight- that's definitely not the way to wake someone up.
Ash clears their throat with a low hum, "Not really, but they only have one more page left to complete. I was thinking about waking them up in another fifteen minutes-
"WHAT?! THEY STILL HAVE A PAGE LEFT!" Alex screeches, successfully waking up Adrian who jolts awake in their chair, staring at nowhere in particular, a hand coming up to rub their eyes. Ash just sips their water, staring at the scene taking place in the living room from the kitchen. Alex sure was lively in the morning, a little too lively for their personal taste. Adrian didn't seem to mind though, as they patiently answered to any of the questions that Alex had regarding their work. I guess this is a way of caring too, Ash thinks. I wouldn't know, since no one cared for me like that.
Adrian's eyes flicker to theirs for a moment during the conversation, and their face breaks into this bright grin and Ash feels like they're seeing the morning sun all over again. They're too bright, but I can't look away. No... I don’t want to.
"Hey Ash, good morning!"
Ash chokes on their water a little but somehow manages to utter a coherent "Good morning" in return. They make a mental note that Adrian’s morning voice has super high destructive powers - those husky undertones to that already attractive voice didn’t help calm their erratic heartbeats at all.
"What, since when did you both become such good friends?!" Alex asks, sounding almost jealous.
Alex’s voice is nice too, a little high, but calming all the same, Ash notices.
"Since last night. " Adrian replies, winking suggestively, earning a punch to their shoulder.
"Ow!"
Ash swears that they tried, tried to keep in the laughter that threatened to tear out of their throat, but they knew that they failed miserably when the first syllable of a chuckle tumbled out of their lips. That chuckle multiplied and soon they're full blown laughing, hand clutching at their stomach.
Adrian and Alex stop their playful banter, all attention trained on their new friend who seemed to be having a good time.
Laughter is a contagious thing, and soon enough, the three of them start cackling, and it's a start to a pleasant morning.
Well, at least until Adrian remembers that they still had their essay to complete.
"Oh shit-
-
Adrian put each of their arm around Ash and Alex, in an attempt to give them a group hug. Alex seemed like they didn't mind for a whole minute, and then they pull away, spouting something along the lines of, "Don't think you can pay me back with just a hug Adrian, this is not going to happen every time-
But Adrian and even Ash, who had just properly met the two of them yesterday can literally see the same situation happening again, like deja vu, but in reverse.
"Well, do you also expect anything else other than a hug from me?" Adrian asks Ash with a cheeky smile, who has been silent for the most part. They could understand that Ash was a person of few words, unlike their noisy roommate.
Ash chuckles, "It would be great if I could hang out with you both more often, if that's okay with you both of course."
A chorus "Of course you can!" is the next thing that Ash hears, making their spine tingle pleasantly.
"You both are so loud, you know that?" Ash says, faking annoyance.
"Well, that's kind of our specialty." Alex grins.
"More like your specialty Alex." Adrian teases.
"Okay, you're going to pay for that Adrian!"
Ash just snorts, watching their first friends ever bicker happily.
Maybe if I'm with you both, I can forget that I'm a villain. Just for a little while.
-
It's been a jolly few months after that, both hero and villain not having much on their plate. But that instead only succeeded in causing immense worry for both the sides (from the villains side, probably only Ash was worried), because not having much to do could only mean one thing-
The villains were planning something big.
Adrian wished that this was like the other jobs, where getting less work was actually a good thing. They find themselves growing restless, looking down at their sweaty palms, even though the night breeze is pretty chilly.
"Adrian, thanks for waiting! Let's go home."
Adrian had come to the grocery store to accompany Alex on a small errand. They said that they were going to buy ingredients for dinner and Adrian thought that it was only right for them to come along, since Alex was cooking for them and Ash. Ash had said that they would drop by later.
It was pretty late in the night, but they weren't worried for themselves, they were the hero, they could manage if anything were to happen. They were however, concerned for Alex's safety. They were a normal civilian and thus had no idea of their other hero persona, about the world of violence and bloodshed that hero was a part of. And they wanted it to stay that way.
Heroes and villains always wore a mask to protect their identities, so there was close to no way for their enemies to find out about their real identity.
At least, that was what Adrian had believed, up until then.
But before Adrian can understand what’s happening, they feel something hard connect to the back of their head, making their vision swim.
No... no... stay awake!
Alex screams their name out, and Adrian suddenly feels so helpless.
Why is all this happening?! Why are they hurting Alex? They have nothing to do with this!
Adrian's ears ring painfully and they just want all of this to stop. They want to stop hurting.
"Stop it... please!"
The last thing they see before everything goes black is a knife pressed to Alex's neck.
Here's the second part / *slides some drama in here* / a little more drama in the next part / ash is still waiting for dinner and they have no clue, the poor thing / adrian knew that grocery store trips were tiring for a reason, but boy were they not expecting this / alex is in for a ride
Okay, no one really tagged me for this but I wanted to try this so^^
1. Yachi Hitoka- Haikyuu
2. Lucy Heartfilia- Fairy Tail
3. Lydia Martin- Teen Wolf
4. Nana - Golden Time
5. Uraraka Ochako- Bnha
6. Kodama Miyako- Bloom into you
7. Piper/Hazel - Percy Jackson
8. Nanako Hasegawa- Sk8
9. Maki - jjk
10. Tachibana Sara- Citrus
(Just adding another one because why not xD)
11. Ymir- aot
Tagging: @emerqldspersonal @amethysts-sideblog @sunflower1000 @creweemmaeec11 @nightfrostshadow @larinzz @nuttynutcycle @kactus-loves-writing @literally-just-kirby and anyone else who wants to do this! (sorry if I left out someone and no pressure ^^)
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1. Renee walker- the foxhole court
2. Nina Zenik- Six of Crows
3. Cinder- the Lunar Chronicals
4. Blue Sargent- the Raven Boys
5. Tella- Caraval
6. Nova- Renegades
7. Cassie- the Naturals
8. Celestine North- Flawed
9. Lydia Martin- Teen Wolf
10. Amy Farrah Fowler- the Big Bang Theory
Honestly I could go on forever, but here are the first ten that come to mind. : )
You are all unofficially tagged to participate. Tag me when you do!
Definitely a trope I haven't read before and I'm loving it:)
Hi! Just started reading your stuff! I love a bunch of it! Could you pretty please maybe do something with Villain kidnapping the Hero's sidekick then calling Child Protective Services when they realize how traumatized their hostage is from the Hero's own "training?"
Villain hauled the small, quivering form out of the car trunk, dragging Hero’s sidekick into their headquarters.
“Quit struggling,” they snarled. Sidekick didn’t stop, but Villain expected it.
“I’m not going to talk,” Sidekick spat. “You can’t make me. Whatever you do, you can’t make me talk.”
Villain shoved them into a chair, chaining their wrists and ankles. “Oh, I think you will.”
They thrashed, but stilled the moment Villain placed a hand on their shoulder.
“Anything you do,” Sidekick whispered, “I’ve gone through worse. There’s nothing you can do to me that I’m afraid of.”
That made Villain pause, but they turned to the back table, rummaging through their bottles for a vaccine they could threaten Sidekick with as a “truth serum”. Maybe they’d call it a painful illness, some fatal disease.
Torturing kids wasn’t their business. They’d settle for some harmless intimidation. A quiet threat. And dumped on Hero’s doorstep later without a scratch on them.
“Well now,” Villain said, “how often do you get kidnapped? I thought I was the biggest bad in town, but it seems someone else is occupying your time.”
“As if,” Sidekick scoffed, “I don’t get caught by people.”
“Except me.”
“...Except you.”
Villain turned, a needle in their hands. They walked over to Sidekick, not missing the way they shuddered and steeled their expression. “If I’m the only one who’s had you,” they murmured, “then what makes you think you’re prepared for me?”
Sidekick stiffened, eyes going wide. They swallowed hard.
Bingo.
“I think you’ll find it’s not smart to lie to me,” Villain said. “And you should avoid it in future.”
Sidekick’s head jerked up. “I didn’t lie! I’m prepared! Pain doesn’t scare me! I can break out of a coffin and dig myself out of a grave, I can withstand burning, waterboarding, knives, acid- you don’t scare me.” Their fists were clenched, shaking. “You don’t scare me.”
Now that didn’t make any sense. “Then I’m sure we can get along,” Villain said. “I won’t need to do a thing to you so long as you start talking.”
The teenager in the chair set their jaw, staring ahead resolutely. “I’m prepared for anything.”
That word again… prepared. It didn’t make any sense.
Villain cut the shoulder off Sidekick’s shirt. They didn’t need anything getting in the way of the injection, if it were to go that far.
Then they saw the scars.
Rows and rows of circles, all burned deep into Sidekick’s arm. They were all the same faded shade, occasionally disrupted by another scar criss-crossing them.
“What…” their stomach turned. “What the hell is this?”
Sidekick glared at them. “What do you think?” they spat. “You don’t scare me.”
Villain stared at their arm, abandoning the needle to the side. “How many more are there? How- who- this wasn’t me. I don’t do this, I would never do this to a kid.”
“What’s it to you?”
“Who. Was. It.”
“Why do you care?”
“Tell me. Now.” Villain took hold of their chin. “Or I’ll make you, and I don’t think you’re prepared for a truth serum.”
Sidekick hesitated, and shook their head slightly. “H-Hero wants me to be prepared.”
Oh god. Hero did this. To a child.
“Okay,” Villain said, taking a deep breath. “Okay. Are you comfortable?”
“What, are you suddenly concerned with how your prisoner is doing?” Sidekick’s voice caught..
“I need to make a few calls. It might be a while, so get comfortable.” Villain check their restraints again, gaze lingering on Sidekick’s arm for a few seconds too long. “You’re not going back to Hero.”
Sidekick sat, thoroughly befuddled by the sudden fiery protectiveness in Villain’s eyes.
ikr! this is so precious 💖 I totally agree @rafedane
june 8: remember me for centuries
i knew, the second he held my arm for the first time. the second his skin touched mine. once it sunk in, i almost laughed out loud right there in front of him. i could hear my sister's mocking voice in my head, "you hopeless homosexual, of course this would happen to you!"
he's not mine. but he used to be. years and years ago, centuries even. he saved my life once.
and i remember it clear as day.
he was the son of the emperor, famed and feared all across the land, respected and revered even by the people he set out to conquer. arms strong from wielding his weapons, hands rough from holding his horse's reins. but so gentle when he needed to be. i can almost feel the brush of his fingertips across my cheek.
my sister snaps in front of my face. asks me what i'm daydreaming about. i shake my head. i don't answer.
and who was i? the son of a disgraced general, made to fight in the army as part of my reparations to the royal family, and to shadow the prince as his guard; though i'm sure when they assigned me, they didn't think things through. they must have been prepared to kill me in the event that i betrayed the empire.
how could they have known their greatest enemy would be love?
but he was mine. his soft eyes and rare smile, the spot on the back of his neck that was so, so sensitive. they were mine. the confusion and terror on his face that night as he realized i couldn't swim. the relief, the desperation in his lips against mine after he dragged me ashore. all mine.
and here he stands today, a face so similar, so different. so close, and so far. i have a hundred reasons to love him, and one reason i can't. he loves someone else now. a woman.
who would believe me, anyway?
— and so the empire fell to the lovers' fate
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inspired by the arulmozhi x vanthiyadevan posts on tumblr.
'pride 2023: colours of the shadows' pinned.
Thanks a lot for the tag sun 🌻❤ and @nightfrostshadow ❤💞 This was adorable ^^ (also I'm sorry, for those who have tagged me in other picrews, I've been a bit lazy with picrews lately 😅)
Tagging: @villain-enthusiast-personal @emerqldspersonal @flowerypeaches @nightfrostshadow @gayacademicwriter @great-day-today @friiday-thirteenth and anyone else who wants to do this! (no pressure ofc)
Saw this fun picrew on my dash and couldn’t help myself :)))
(honestly wish i looked this good irl lmao)
No pressure tags: @catzy88, @morewyckedthanyou, @foxie-herminah, @godidontevenknowwhat, @lovebillyhargrove, @rascheln, @booksfoxesandcoffee, @memes-saved-me & anyone else who wants to grab this? And again, even if you were tagged, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. :)
me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has
me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier
I think this is a really nice initiative 😊
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