Bilbo Making The King Under The Mountain Act Goofy As Hell By Just Existing.

I need a stronger slur for these two

I relate to Bilbo Baggins on a spiritual level

Menaces. Me and @linddzz talking about the terrible habits of our favourite twig boys let to this.

in the world full of horrors, do we really need a reason to suddenly shout or scream like newborn babies do?

You know that part where hobbits theorize the Tooks had fae blood? Or than somewhere down the line one of them fucked an Elf? I choose to believe this is true

these days…

ON THIS DAY

April 26th - Gandalf arrives in Bag End and tries to pursuade Bilbo to take part in an adventure, but he declines the offer.

"Sorry! I don't want any adventures, thank you. Not today. Good morning! But please come to tea - any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Come tomorrow! Good bye!" With that the hobbit turned and scuttled inside his round green door, and shut it as quickly as he dared, not to seem rude. Wizards after all are wizards.

paul🍑

i know her… she’s me

absolutely unbearable to be around me while listening to let ‘em in by wings because i WILL be pausing every two seconds to explain all the references to who’s who in the lyrics. how will i cope without explaining that there are like four different references to john in it? no one knows because i have yet to keep my mouth shut.