The Start Of Everything (the End Of It All)

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

me (in the middle of a swordfight) (we've been at it for a while, it's getting awkward and I need to break the silence) "Have at thee!" (thinking) man that was stupid. I sounded so stupid. they must think I'm a fucking idiot.

thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

boss makes a dollar i make a dime. that's why i make paper finfins on company time