Me After Weighing Myself: Well That’s Fucking Depressing

You are the definition of lovely.

Leohearts (via leohearts)

My mom: You only remember the bad stuff

Me: YEAH ‘CAUSE ITS PRETTY FUCKING SIGNIFICANT????

shaved all my hair off

Me: *holding a sharp object*

Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

I NEED CIGS UGH SOMEONE PLEASE BRING ME SOMEEEE

hey

i know you’re trying

you’re doing great