alitaar

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It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

Pedro appreciation post 🥰

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Balanced frequency) Archive_301222

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.

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i get d/newlyturned can be useful but why are there vamps asking the stupidest questions like how to bite….. even humans know that u just open your mouth and close it on something… not that difficult.

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I’m so tired of this new generation of vampires. Back when i was turned, if you didn’t know how to hunt, you starved. These fucking babybats with their bloodbags and willing victims are defanging the name of vampires.

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why are these vamps asking deaddit anyway, shouldn’t they be learning these things from their sire???

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hey, biting correctly can be tricky to master! and some vampires don’t have a relationship with their sire where they feel comfortable asking for advice. when i was turned, my sire was my former master and it took awhile to feel like i could talk to her freely. plus, most fledglings are abandoned by their sires these days. i think it’s great that these babybats have a place to figure these things out.

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op left out the full screamshot anyway

he’s having trouble sucking enough blood from the wound, which is something most fledglings struggle with tbh.

tip to all the babybats: if you feel you’re not getting enough blood you probably aren’t sucking hard enough. you gotta really work at it. it takes time to build up the muscles to drain someone within minutes. and if you really want to puncture an artery go right ahead, just prepare for things to get messy haha (and don’t expect your victim to live through it)

and here is a site made specifically for newly turned vampires, it’s got all you need to know as a fledgling

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reblogging for that last bit, i struggled with sucking when i was a fledgling and i had no sire to tell me why.

another tip: bite the chest when starting out. you can move on to the neck once you’ve gotten a hang of that. and i wouldn’t recommend the wrist or thigh as a convenient bite

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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

I made a thing….

Georgia O’Keeffe, in a letter to Russel Vernon Hunter, from Georgia O’Keeffe: Art and Letters

Art by René Magritte

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

I'm starting a collection

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

Hi so this is my very first time writing anything so please bare with me and be kind, also this isn’t my first language so there’s also that.

Anyway here’s my contribution to #FourthWingBirthdayBash hosted by @skyfallscotland and @justallihere

Mt writing prompt was “I can’t believe you remembered that” by @deity-prompts and without further ado here you have it hope you enjoy and constructive criticism is always welcome!

I jump, suddenly awake in my bed I look around for any sign, most probably of danger in this college, of what has startled me so. But i find nothing and looking outside tells me is still night so I should try to fall asleep again while I can, and so I do, except the moment my head finally touches my pillow i hear a low knock from the door, probably the reason I’m awake right now, and with a sigh I get up to check who it is disturbing me right now.

“Who is it?” I say quietly when I reach my door but without opening it, after all you can never be too safe.

“It’s me” Says with excitement a voice I can instantly recognize. With a groan that really hasn’t much effect given that I’m smiling I finally open the door.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of being woken in the middle of the night by you Bodhi? I’m gonna warn you right now that I’m not in the mood for a booty call so you can just go and bother someone else alright?”

“Damn baby you wound me” He says mockingly clutching his chest which inevitably makes me smile, I just can’t help it when it comes to him, there’s something unexplainable about his presence that just puts me at ease and makes me want to smile.

“Okey… so to answer my question?”

“Oh, right!” He chuckles while getting exited again “Come with me I have a surprise for you”

I can’t help but startle at that, a surprise? For me?

“Yeah, but we’re wasting time so hurry up getting ready I’ll wait here but I seriously don’t want to get caught” And the way he says it with pleading eyes has me rushing so much that I almost trip a couple of times but manage to make it out in a minute. Before I can really think about it we are already out the dorms corridor and out in the grounds, and that is when I finally gather myself enough to ask.

“Where are we going exactly?”

“Oh” And he blushes, he actually Blushes! “I was hoping you wouldn’t ask and I could just show you” He says it more like a question than a statement and I decide to have some mercy on him and just nod with a smile even though I’m getting more curious by the second, especially after that answer.

We keep on walking for twenty minutes in companiable silence even after we entered a forest and he grabbed my hand to guide me, and thank the Gods it was dark and he wasn’t looking because my cheeks started heating up and I don’t think I could’ve taken it if he would’ve made a joke about it. Finally he stops and turns to me instructing me to close my eyes and trust him and when I go to answer that I’m not going to make it that easy for him to kill me he just interrupts me by putting a knife in my free hand, I hadn’t even noticed that he didn’t let go of the other, and saying that that should be enough to defend myself should he try something funny, and for some reason I feel reassured enough that I do just as he instructed. Closing my eres he guides me just a few more meters forward.

“Open your eyes” He gently says, never letting go of me and I do once more just as he asks. And immediately I’m in awe, this place is wonderful, I’m looking at a lake littered by dragonfly’s and the gentle chirping of some frog in the distance, everything is just illuminated by moonlight and the reflection of in the lake is just magical. Astonished I look at him waiting for some kind of explanation and just find him blushing again but unapologetically looking at me.

“W- wh…” I clear my throat trying to find the words.

“I found this place a couple of weeks ago” He starts finally looking away for a second but immediately finding my eyes again “and just knew that I had to share it with you, especially once I remembered you said that first week how the lake by your home by moonlight was what you were already missing the most and then I just figured it best to show it to you as a birthday present so I just waited”it’s all said with such speed that when he finishes he has to take a deep inhale before he panics at seeing me standing still and with tears in my eyes “Wh- why are you crying? Did I fuck this up? I did didn’t I? Of course I did I’m so sorry plea-“

“No” I simply say and immediately he stops “It’s perfect I just…”

“Yes…?” Gently he prompts me.

“I can’t believe you remembered that”

“Of course I remember that, I remember everything you say to me and something this important I just had to try and give to you” Slowly he tugs my hand until I’m in his arms and before I can think better of it I gently kiss him “Oh” is all he can manage and then he adoringly smiles at me.

“Thank you” I say trying to convey just how much I mean it in those two words, I’ve been feeling especially homesick lately and alone and with this gesture, especially on my birthday he is showing me that I’m not, and so I just tell him how I’ve been feeling about him since the day I’ve met him if I’m being honest with myself “I love you”

“I love you too”

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

Zoozve, my beloved

it's new years resolution time. someone get me that picture of tim drake