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My favorite silly qsmp headcannons that have like zero canon evidence

The French version:

Antoine is a eldrich abomination as old as the earth itself, man was just chilling in some dark deep cave eating the eventual mobs or unfortunated explorers, scaring the living shit of people from time to time, until Etoiles strumbled on his lair and proceded to try to fight him and then befriend him as one does

Antoine is very dedicated to act as a human(tm)

Everyone knows he isn't one.

But it's a silent agreement between everyone to just play along with him, because that is very important to him and that's their friend, if he doesn't want them to know he is a ancient horror they wouldn't.

Baghera stabbed someone once because they are going to mention the fact that humans are, actually, not able to just float.

It took Antoine an unholy amount of time to realize Etoiles and Baghera are not in fact humans.

He still doesn't know Pierre is not human either.

Actually, no one in that godforsaken Island knows Pierre isn't human even if the man has mechanical parts in his body and can talk to machines.

He has absolutely no plans of telling them either because he finds it absolutely hilarious. And also, he doesn't actually know that the fuck he is either.

His machines are very vocal, he doesn't even know where they learned to swear, but boy do they do it like sailors

Pierre genuinely believes there are no actual full humans in the world. For him everyone is just a hybrid or has at least a hint of something other in their blood.

Etoiles trauma dumps in the most fucked ways. Man will just casually mention some terrible thing that happened on his past, or how he once suffered such terrible injuries he wanted to die but couldn't even manage the strenght to kill himself so he just waited to die of thirst, or something equally as fucked, and he will say it laughing, like is is telling the absolutely funniest story ever while everyone is just horrified.

He 100000% does it on purpose

Kameto went looking for milk, accidentaly found a way out of the Island and is now locked outside with no way of contacting others because he left his communicator behind

Baghera can communicate with ducks and once she actually physically fought one that was being a little bitch

She lost

Antoine and Pierre have the pictures

Sometimes when Etoiles stays in the rain for too long, flowers will blossom on his hair

Baghera used to be able to fly, or at least she thinks she did, so now she still feels the instinct to throw herself from any high place she finds with absolutely no warning

The Island having perpetual summer is fucking with Baghera's personal clock bc she does have the instinct to migrate in winter but winter just never comes

love letter from a scientist

I am not a poet. I am a scientist. I can measure the exact frequency of your voice when you speak my name, but I cannot explain how it resonates with such perfect clarity down my spine. I can describe the process by which you inherited your mother’s hair and your father’s smile, but I cannot explain where the twinkling galaxies in your eyes came from. I am baffled by the apparent gravitational anomaly that draws me to you with a force far too great for your size. I know of no way to quantify  the volume of your presence in a room.

I am not a poet. I am a scientist. Prose is not my specialty. I will never be able to combine words to craft sonorous verses as easily as I combine chemicals in a flask, but know this – to me, you are every bit as fascinating as the view through a microscope. To me, you are a mystery greater than any cat in a box, and are fraught with as much uncertainty. Each day brings new understanding of you,  and the knowledge that there is still far more  to discover.

I am not a poet. I am a scientist, and there is nothing a scientist loves more  than the the pursuit of discovery.

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When we reach our lowest point…

did a silly project for valentine's day this year, since furryduo/forestduo has been stuck in my head for a month, i think its a good time to sort out a playlist for them, also its easier for me to create new ideas to draw them :D

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1qPhGRO5heafLuEh1e0NFZ?si=0a279a3be0634c5f

i was thinking back in how peter just couldn’t help but rattle on about every single hero during civil-war and we missed a thor and hulk spot so. this happened. (he gossips with ned afterwards)

NEIL BELIEVES IN YOU!!! <3

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There is something that really sadden me EVERY single time I see it. It's the fact that almost every posts about Soulfire tend to forget about Q!Aypierre / Q!Ayrobot in it.

Because, yes, he was. And yes he thought Q!Tubbo as a traitor as Q!Ayrobot took control but why is really important.

Yes, there was a huge part in saving his own life and winning, but he also....wanted to make sure his side live. He was not the type to think that both side will live if egality in score. So he choses to help.

More proofs ? Okay. When Q!Bad try to joke about joining the other side, he shows almost immediately his weapon.

During last day, he was with the others, trying to protect and assist his leader.

Q!Aypierre, like the others is tied to Soulfire.

Not in a naive way, in a way of survival for Q!Ayrobot, more in terms of misfortune company for Q!Aypierre, and absolutely in a extreme degree, probably because of recent betrayal and abandonment he felt just before Purgatory (put someone recently betrayed AND a robot who has also been betrayed before in Purgatory, not surprising that betrayal don't sound good at all for them and they will absolutely search for people who will not abandon them and Purgatory when survival depends on your team tend to ease this feeling....and you will make sure it tends to, at all cost ) And since he is one with Q!Ayrobot now, he probably put some influence in not wanting to abandon his team.

But don't get me wrong. Both of them because of their past and their experience on this type of game stay a little bit wary of their team and if anyone of them try to kill them, they will defend themselve and try to take revenge. It will have worsen even more Q!Aypierre's trust in his friends and he would have been able to betray them for survival since he will not have trusted them anymore. But at this point, only speculations. Back to facts.

As you can understand with what I just said, he valued trust the most in Purgatory. For them, the promise of the Eggs Attack (not attacking Eggs) was his trust on others teams. They betrayed it, he lost it and let the survivor take control (Q!Ayrobot ). So what linked him to others in was trust. And Soulfire put trust in him and he put trust in them to the point of becoming extreme with it. If one of them betray Soulfire he will have killed him / her without hesitation.

Sequel to Purgatory ? He wasn't there during the "coach" episode and with what happened with Q!Tubbo during Purgatory (the young naive knight VS the old retired who see too much veteran ), he was not so attached to Q!Tubbo as the others were, but in emergency cases, he will absolutely work in tandem with him and give what he asks just as he did in Purgatory. Other consequences ? Reinforce again a relationship and opening a long serie of moments of them united in things (prisons, mischiefs acts....).

"Now Q!Bad, it's me and you against the whole world if needed".

I made my own palette challenge! :D (Bonus points if you can guess the theme, lol)

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