SEPTIANA "MAY" GEIGER

Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

Lower level members of the organization getting disguised as the bosses by enemies who want to manipulate the whole group

Christmas fact: “fancy Santa” figurines are not artistic license, but rather, representations of Santa Claus’ rarely used “powered up” form.