Alwayssstired - AlwaysTired

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

Fandom salt is so weird because I'll be like "Yeah that makes sense" and then I keep reading and it keeps going and then it goes too far and I'm like ???? How?? Did you ??? Get that???

Creating a sentimonster assistance WOULD be the only way he could keep an assistance at this point.

I had a dream with Gabriel in it last night. It was some sort of conference. His vibes were so rancid. Apparently I was a stand in for Natalie, though it also felt like I was a sentimonster because I kept trying to leave but couldn't move from my seat. And he'd stare at me everytime I tried. Bright side is I got to give Adrien a side hug because he sat next to me. Sad news is I didn't get to tell him his dad was a supervillain, though I think he could tell Gabe's vibes were rancid as well.

Damn.

I wish you could have warned him anon.

Me blocking porn bots and Only Fans spam accounts

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

i don’t have an excuse for this im sorry

Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”

Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”

Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”

Zeus: “Yup.”

Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”

Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”

Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”

Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study