If You All Want To Eat Chocolate Chip Toothpaste Thats A Personal Decision, Youre Just Wrong♡

I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard

i want to write a poem about them but it would just be another poem. im in love again

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

who up wanting something they can never have

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

oh its nostalgia hour my friends

its really hard to get the hang of at first, trust me. ive had mine for about ~5 months and sometimes i avoid taking them with me bc it feels awkward and i hate not having full use of my hands :/

i did watch some tiktoks from people who use forearm crutches and it helped a little with how i hold them and distribute weight? all i can really say is that it takes time and practice

bought forearm crutches. i have no idea how people use them it's so difficult??? they should provide more support than a cane but i can't take a step without overthinking my every move-