Not To Be A Pervert But I Fucking Cherish You

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

my form of contraband is smuggling food and coffee into libraries. sorry book gods but a girl has to eat something besides words.

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

me walking without a mobility aid: this is fine i literally don’t even need a mobility aid

me within a minute of this: unrelatedly why do my legs hurt so much and why am i so exhausted

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

WHY IS PAINTING FUR SO ARGHDHGJFJ

can we talk abt how ambrosious's url is canonically "loins_of_gold". like. this man.

ow oof ouch

OH MY GOD?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum