Standing In The Pasta Aisle Eyes Closed Trying To Picture The Mouthfeel Of Different Pasta Shapes With

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

this is the current mood yall

*gets a metal pole*

Gonna beat that anons ass.

I STARTED THE MOVEMENT OF REALIZNG THAT ANON IS FUCKED I HAVE AN ARMY BEHIND ME GRRRRRR

COME OUT YOU FILTHY SLUT SO I CAN GET YOUR ASS BANNED

*sit on the sofa and watch you all run after each other * ...meow

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

@strange-aeons this sounds remarkably like you irl

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

the sadness

creepypasta fans please help a uni student!!!!

because im so special and quirky (/s) i'm doing my research paper on modern folklore, specifically on creepypasta and its effect on pop culture and the internet!

problem is, i need lots of people to take my survey, which is where yall come in

if you have five minutes to spare i'd be forever grateful if you answered a couple questions about your experiences with creepypasta

Google Docs

Data- Experience with Creepypastas

Thank you for taking this survey! You will be asked about your experiences with Creepypasta stories and email chains in regard to your gener

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

just went to the sleepy store they said you were a regular customer

U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live