Everybody Masc Till They Spawn In A Cherry Blossom Grove Biome

i get butterflies when i see your name on my phone but that’s literally none of your business

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

more money

one (1) cat

every single book on my "books to buy" list

another cool rock

knees that work

ankles that work

hips that work

an airplane

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

fish want me women divorce me

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

the sadness

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade