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U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

adding onto Library Quotes Out Of Context

"are you kidnapping minors without me?!"

(this is a university campus, there are no minors of any kind present)

You overhear weird conversations in the library, I was just minding my own business when I heard this one guy say to his girlfriend:

“Are you gonna shove that child into that duct?”

There were no children present, or ducts of any kind.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

sent my partner the playlist i made and they go "this is just lesbianism"

I don't think it's fair to give us a second moon and then tell us we can't keep it. We promise to feed it and take it for walks.

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw