Okay, let’s do this! (If I forget a character, I apologize)
Sir Pentious
He NEEDS affection
Like, really needs affection
If you aren’t affectionate then I apologize
Also, protect him from the Egg Bois
He doesn’t care if you hit them
You gotta like machines, no exceptions
You gotta be nimble on your feet because he unknowingly will try to trip you with his tail
okay maybe it’s on purpose
Vox
You’ve gotta be able to take a joke
If you can’t, sorry
You also have to handle a lot of PDA and overprotectiveness
Like he’s borderline yandere
He appreciates it when you kiss his screen since he technically can’t kiss you
This is a given, but you have to tolerate Val and Velvet
Valentino
You HAVE to be supportive of his business
And do realize, that even if he is super flamboyant, his fashion sense sucks
Also, he can’t do makeup
DO realize that your relationship would involve a lot of what his business entails
Yeah….that
He’s super clingy btw
Velvet
You’re never going to understand what’s she’s saying
Like she speaks gibberish
She is a bit more understandable through text messages
If Valentino is clingy, she is even more clingy.
Expect hugs
And selfies
Expect LOTS of selfies
But she loves you
Charlie
If you don’t like cuddles, I’m sorry
She literally looks for a nice person
She needs someone who loves her singing
If you play the piano that’s a bonus
It doesn’t matter if you have short hair or long. she WILL braid your hair
Gen / fluff
Includes / Alastor , Lucifer , Husk , Charlie , Vox , Velvette , Carmilla
| ALASTOR |
Won't initiate but will allow it if you're interested, never in public however
Recovering from a fight doesn't necessarily warrant him initiating touch, it's the opposite actually
Fighting makes him feel gross, when feelings are running hot he couldn't imagine anything worse than being touched, so given the courtesy you've given his aversion to touch he does the same for you
If, eventually you tell him you WOULD like to be touched and held after a fight or when upset he'll indulge
He likes to hold you while sat and comfortable, in bed or on the lounge, head resting comfortably in your shoulder, hand running up and down your back, gentle, fleeting, loving touches
| LUCIFER |
Adores hugging, he's very physically affectionate and wrapping you up in his arms, wings and tail is the closest to heaven he could get
His cool to the touch, unnaturally so, so he's learned it's best to give you a little warning before hand
Sometimes he doesn't though, just to give you a little spook
Have fun pulling him off of you, sometimes likes to just drape over you to cause problems
Got to get up early? Have fun pulling that octopus off of you
| HUSK |
He's neutral towards it, he's not a hugger but he doesn't hate it either
Usually after a fight, once you've mare up of course
Will just give you one if you ask though, only if you sweeten the pot though
"You want to- what you want a hug? What are you willing to give for it?"
Purrs the whole time though, tail swaying
Sometimes in the early morning he'll even wrap it around you, ears airplaned as he just takes you in
| CHARLIE |
HUGE hugger
Coming home, hug, leaving the hotel, hug, want a kiss, hug first, happy, hug, sad, hug
She read an article that said that humans need a certain amount of hugs a day to function and she's hitting that marker every day
She's a nuzzler too, against your face, your cheek, neck or shoulder
Think like when a cat rubs against your legs, but the cat has you in a crushing grasp
| VOX |
He's doing the work of like, three nine to fives, the only time he's really affectionate is in public outings for publicity, TV, or in bed before he gets up at some ungodly hour
He denies he likes snuggling but he always migrates to your side of the bed, somehow, every night, certainly some sort of coincidence
Cuddling is awkward cause of his head, if he wants to initiate he and you have to do some finagling to slot you two together, it's worth the work though, he never does anything that isn't worth it
| VELVETTE |
Is the most affectionate in front of a camera or in the public eye
Whenever you get a surprise hug, or kiss or she takes your hand in hers you can just assume that there's a camera near by
Posts lots of photos of the two of you cuddling, power couple shit
The only time you can say she hugged you, unencouraged by a camera, is when her first runway walk sold out
It's, weird to be nostalgic for something that only happened once but, you are
| CARMILLA CARMINE |
Usually gives you hugs when she senses you're upset
It's not that she doesn't like being affectionate, it's just not something that comes naturally to her
Is awkward, at first, but over time it becomes like second nature and holding you is a joy she could never lose
Hugs you around your neck, or from behind, just so she can mold herself to you and selfishly take you all in
He's not getting that raise
How would each of the Hell characters(Hotel group, Lucifer, Overlords, Vees) do while cooking entirely on their own? Can be platonic or romantic, whichever you want
A/N: So I know I said 2, but the other one isn’t ready yet I’m still writing it. It’s gonna be pretty big too since it’s that velvette part 2. But I had to get my cat spayed today so I’ve been super busy all day keeping her out of trouble and from hurting herself :/ but anywho, enjoy!
With Charlie, I’m a little torn. On the one hand, she’s a princess, so cooking would likely be more of a novelty considering she likely had staff to do it for her. But this is Charlie we’re talking about. She would go out of her way to learn how to cook. Wouldn’t give up either, not until she could do it on her own. I would imagine that she started learning from Vaggie and reading cookbooks.
When it comes to Vaggie, she can cook some, but she’s definitely super humble about it, brushing off any compliments because it’s ‘just food’. If the issue is pressed I can see her getting a little embarrassed about it. It’s mostly dishes that she had been taught while she was growing up, along with basic dishes that don’t necessarily require a honed skill to make.
Angel can cook, though he doesn’t exactly put much effort into it. I can definitely see him just throwing something together so he can eat and move on with whatever else he has going. Baking is a different story. I can really imagine while he was growing up he would sneak his way into the kitchen while his mother and Molly were baking. He picked it up pretty easily. And as someone who enjoys baking let me just say that his extra set of arms would be so helpful.
Husk was an entertainer in life, growing up in a casino, learning the trades in the house. That also includes the kitchens. Sure he likely didn’t spend a whole lot of time there but he still picked up a thing or two. So he’d be able to hold his own fairly well when it comes to making a homecooked meal.
While it’s canon that the radio demon can cook, I feel like he specifically likes to cook recipes his mother left behind. Cooking recipes from his youth reminds him of joining his mother in the kitchen whipping something up for lunch and helping her prep for dinner. He’s not all that adventurous in the kitchen, though. He likes to stick with what he knows and what he grew up with.
Having died in the 50s as a young housewife, I genuinely believe that she at least knows some fad recipes, like those salads and casserole recipes. Jello molds too. But that’s not to say that she wouldn’t know some basic stuff. I can definitely see Niffty being the type to try to create whole new recipes with varying, mostly horrifying results.
Sir Pentious is a genius, there’s no doubt about that, but the man can’t cook. At all. He’d burn water honestly. But baking? Oh yeah, he can bake with out a doubt(but not necessarily the decorating part), it’s basically science, but not cook. He’d quite honestly have the Egg Bois help, but let’s be honest here, that’d be a disaster too.
I’ll admit, I wasn’t to sure about Cherri. She just doesn’t seem like the type to cook. Nah. Cherri is the queen of takeout. She can boil water but that’s really about it. Honestly, she’s only really a couple of steps above Sir Pentious, but she can’t bake either. Sometimes though, before Angel went off to the hotel, she would go out and buy ingredients and stuff and go to his apartment and they (he) would make something.
This man absolutely can cook, and he’s pretty damn good at it too. Considering he’s the television demon, he’s going to have several cooking shows. Hell, he even stars in a couple of them. That being said, he’s not one to do things half-assed. Sure, a lot of cooking shows have stuff that was prepared beforehand, but with Vox’s he goes out of his way to actually make the dishes in real time.
I stand by my headcanons from my Valentino posts. He can cook, but it’s honestly a solid 50-50 on whether or not it’s burnt or edible. He’s pretty easily distracted, whether it’s a phone call or something else entirely, so if it's a dish that you have to pay close attention to, it’s likely to not turn out right.
Velvette can do some light cooking, but nothing too extravagant. She’s got more important things to do, such as keeping Vox and Valentino on track. With a schedule as busy as hers, I don’t think she would cook often, preferring either Vox’s cooking or takeout. Oh but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t take a picture and post it, because it’s Velvette, of course she does. Oh! But She’s probably been on Vox’s show as some sort of celeb guest type deal, the dish they made definitely stuck with her, so she might make it from time to time.
Considering how long Zestial has been around, I would be more surprised if he couldn’t cook. You can’t convince me that after a while he at one point went through hobbies like a revolving door. Cooking absolutely would have been one of them. This man would absolutely try making the craziest things. He’d be up to date on all of the cooking fads, know recipes and cooking methods from several time periods and cultures. With him, there’s no telling what he might cook up next.
While I don’t think that she would really set aside time to cook often, she’s pretty skilled in the kitchen. Carmilla would likely have a couple of nights out of the month set aside to cook a meal with/for her and the girls, a tradition that carried on from their life before hell. She’d even take the opportunity to try new things while cooking.
Oh, Rosie can absolutely cook, it’s canon that its a hobby of hers. She’s very well versed in a multitude of cooking methods, and while she may not entirely like a whole lot of new-age gadgets in the kitchen, she can’t really deny the fact that they can be quite useful. I’m willing to bet that she would have an Instapot (they’re great I have two and one of them has an air fryer attachment)
Adam would never openly admit it, but he knows how to cook. He was the first man, he would have had to learn eventually, even if it was something as simple as preparing meats. That being said, he can grill. I’d be willing to bet that he’d host a little barbeque after the annual exterminations for the exorcists, maybe even enter into grilling competitions.
Lute’s honestly a bit of a wildcard when it comes to cooking. She might have been able to cook while she had been alive, but nowadays not so much. It had been a long time since she actively made anything, so she’d be pretty rusty. But other than the basics, I don’t really see her being able to be too creative in terms of cooking either. She’d honestly probably stick to what she knows and wouldn’t stray too far away from that.
I don’t necessarily think that seraphim would really need to eat, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t or don’t. In Emily’s case, I would imagine it as a scenario where she wanted to do something to get closer to humanity. They were her charge after all, or rather their state of happiness. But all humans eat and many find joy in doing so and even in the act of cooking, so she absolutely would be thrilled to learn! She’s getting better at it by the day.
Sera had likely done the same as Emily when she was a young angel, though I don’t see her sticking with it. I definitely think that she taught Emily to start her on her little culinary journey. She can cook, she just… doesn’t. I’d even go as far as to say it’s been centuries since she’s actually cooked a meal of any kind. That being said, if she were to jump into the kitchen nowadays, she probably wouldn’t have a very easy time finding her way around.
Lucifer is a man of many talents. He can absolutely cook, possibly even Michelin level, he just chooses not to. He likely just considers it a novelty of sorts, considering he has the power to simply poof food right in front of him. Honestly, it’s pretty helpful whenever he’s depressed and doesn’t feel like making anything. But, when it comes to his family and friends, he’s more than happy to whip something up.
Another one who would likely consider cooking to be a novelty. Considering how she’s the second most powerful being in hell, and fiercely independent with more important things to worry about. Lilith wouldn’t concern herself with cooking unless it was with her family, and even then it likely didn’t happen that often after Charlie grew up.
Bonus:
Would wind up burning what ever building its in down. Was it intentional? Was it an accident? The world may never know
Carmilla Carmine x fem reader Headcanon
•During the extermination Camilla will be with you the whole time to make sure you are safe.
•Carmilla would do anything for you even die.
•Carmilla doesn't say she loves you often but when she does she says it with so much conviction it makes your heart skip a beat.
•Carmilla shows her love for you with small gestures, such as calling you adorable nicknames.
•Sometimes he gives you bouquets of black roses.
•Carmilla is almost never jealous, the only person who can make her jealous is Velvette, in fact she continues to flirt with you despite knowing that you are having a relationship with Carmilla.
•For your birthday she takes you on a very romantic date.
•He holds your opinion in high regard and always asks for your opinion before making any important decisions.
•Makes you attend every overlord meeting (despite not being an overlord)
•Even though she may seem cold and aloof when it comes to you, Carmilla becomes a little bunny.
•When your relationship became stable and official Carmilla immediately introduced you to her daughters.
•Carmilla loves that you and her daughters get along.
•She likes to sleep with her head resting on top of your chest so she can hear your heart beating.
•Obviously she's the top(that's fine with me, have I already said that I love this woman?).
•Carmilla doesn't show physical affection very often but that doesn't mean she's capable of kissing you so passionately that it leaves you breathless (I want you to leave me breathless).
•She is ready to tear apart anyone who even thinks of harming you.
•She loves to caress your head and run his fingers through your hair.
•She was very happy when her daughters started calling you mom.
•Carmilla is never afraid that you might be in danger because she knows that no one in hell would ever think of harming an overlord's lover.
(I want to write more fanfiction about Carmilla carmine x fem reader, if you have ideas write to me.)
ANOTHER IDEA-
I’ll probably post this on my Velvette x Carmilla x reader blog.
But-
Imagine Velvette and Carmilla both using their straps on you…
Carmillas behind you fucking your cunt and velvette fucking your mouth…
Carmillas thrusts are soft and gentle while velevttes are rough…
And you’re just under them, being dominated…
The Way I See You
A/N: MY FIRST CARMILLA FIC AHHHHH, used some of my Spanish knowledge for this 😼 hope u enjoy!! <333
"Fine then! Go be with her! I don't care!" You said upset and pissed off on the phone with your now, ex boyfriend. You had walked into the building as you had a meeting with the other overlords now. Great, just great. As you sat down, the others did the same, Rosie giving you a soft smile, you smiled back.Carmilla walks in and starts to begins to talk about the next extermination. She noticed how your eyes were red and puffy, like you've been crying, and how your normally more social, but you were quiet today specifically. After the meeting was done, she walked up to you slowly. "N/N? Are you okay? You seemed off, ¿Que paso?" Carmilla says as she sits next to you on one of the benches. "Yeah, me and my boyfriend just broke up, so it's been bad for me. And he left me for HER!? She's such a little b-tch! And besides..." You rambled to her as Carmilla listened to every word you said. You stop your rambling when you suddenly hear her whisper to herself. "I could treat you so much better, Cariño.. That hijo de puta..." Carmilla mumbled under her breath as she sighed. "What was that?" You say teasingly as you chuckle and wipe your tears, feeling better now. "Nothing! I just wish you saw yourself the way I see you.." Carmilla mumbled as she pulled you closer and wrapped her large arms around you. "And how exactly do you see me..?" You say flustered and quietly as she presses a soft but tender kiss to your lips, leaving a stain of her black lipstick on your lips. "Perfect, absolutely perfect, Mi Reina.." Carmilla whispers as she holds you close.
I kinda have a fan fiction idea if u want to use it where it's carmilla x fem!reader and the reader is a powerful overlord who can use their singing abilities as their powers, and carmilla had never heard the reader sing, and eventually catches the reader singing while doing something (idk like washing dishes) and just simply watches in amazement as the reader has no idea until the end (also I love ur fanfics!!! 💖💖💖)
A/N: OMG OMG OMG I luv this request sm!!! I have a oc who has similar powers to this and it's so cool! It's giving The Dazzlings from Equestria Girls vibes! Okay, I'll stop yapping now 😭 Hope u enjoy! <333
Voice Of A Angel
After a long meeting with the Overlords, you had walked home, Carmilla went the other way since she had to talk to another Overlord. As you walked through Hell, some sinner grabbed you and pinned you against the wall aggressively. "Hey get off of me! " you tried to protest. "Hey, bitch! I know you have money, give me some or you-" The sinner said until you opened your mouth and started to sing a tune. "𝑶𝒐𝒉, 𝑶𝒐𝒐𝒉..." You softly hummed a tune with a slight smirk on your face as the sinner passed out and his eyes went completely blank. As you pushed him off of you, all you heard behind you was a soft voice, Carmillas voice. "Mi Vida..? What happened?" Carmilla said, lying about not seeing you use your powers. "Oh nothing! Just some sinner, let's head home now!" You say chuckling nervously as the two of you walk back home. After you two head home and get ready for bed. As you get in bed, Carmilla wraps her arms around you and you lay in her arms. "You have the most gorgeous voice, cariño" Carmilla whispers as your eyes widen in embarrassment. "W-What!?" You say nervously and shocked, did your wife know your powers now!? "Yes, I heard and saw it all.. I must say, you have the voice of a angel, Amor." Carmilla says with a soft laugh and smile. "Do you, think I'm a monster..?" You say nervously and quietly. "Of course not, you'll never be a monster to me." Carmilla says soothingly as she gently caresses your waist, making you fall asleep.
Velvette x Carmilla x Fem reader smut
Words: 1.5k
“Soft and Rough”
A/n: I should probably be working on requests but- i really want to make some of my own work too! This idea popped up yesterday, and yes I like this ship, no hate yall.
Warnings: threesome, gay sex, femalexfemalexfemale, toys(straps) rough sex(velvette), gentle sex(Carmilla), praising (Carmilla), dirty talk(velvette), biting, making out, eating someone out, fingering, slight voice kink??(Carmilla), hair pulling
You and your girlfriends, Velvette and Carmilla, sit on the bed. Well, more like Velvette was on top of you, kissing you on your lap while Carmilla sat nearby reading a novel. Soft gasps and groans fill the air from you and Velvette, she wasn’t even giving you time to breath before shoving her tongue back in your mouth, again for the tenth time.
Groaning softly in annoyance with the noises, Carmilla sets her book down on the side table, looking at you two. “Can’t you stop for a while? It’s been 30 minutes now.” Carmilla says, irritated that her quiet time has been irrupted by her girlfriends make out session.
“Oh don’t be such a downer, we’re just having fun” Velvette smirked at Carmilla, her accent thick, then she looked at you. “Isn’t that right doll?”
You nod, blush still lightly covering your face, still aroused from making out. “Yea..why don’t you join us?” You offer to the weapons dealer, velvette still on top of you.
With a sigh, Carmilla nods and moved closer. “I suppose I might as well..there isn’t anything better to do.” Velvette smirked and pulled you closer, her lips latching onto your neck and sucked roughly, biting it as well, causing you to let out a louder moan of pain and pleasure as the skin that was bitten turns purple. “Must you be so rough?” Carmilla asked the young overlord.
Velvette chuckled and pulled her mouth off of your next more a second. “She likes it rough..she’ll be fine, just look at her, she’s so turned on right now.” Velvette smirked. Carmilla lifted the both of you up, sitting against the headboard and pulling you onto her lap, your back against her chest. Velvette moves in front of you and Carmilla, rubbing your body up and down while Carmilla left soft kisses on your neck, her black lipstick trailing behind to mark it.
You let out a moan, Velvette’s tough touches and Carmillas soft ones were a perfect combination. Velvette’s nails trail under your shirt, rubbing and tracing your stomach. You shiver slightly at the feeling, as Carmilla let longer and deeper kisses onto your neck. “These clothes are in the way, don’t you think we should take them off?” Velvette smirked and suggested.
“I think we should…let’s see how gorgeous you are underneath Mi Amor..” Carmilla said seductively in your ear, her eyes half lidded and hazed with lust. You nod with a blush on your face, you couldn’t hold back your excitement anymore.
Velvette undos your pants, and Carmilla takes your shirt off. Velvette smirked as she saw the wet puddle on your panties from your arousal. “Look who’s wet already~” she said and ran a finger down your clothed, wanting clit. You let out a needy moan, clinging onto Carmilla behind you. Carmilla kissed your neck again, one of her hands caressing one side of you head, her fingers wrapped in your hair.
“You’re so gorgeous Corazon..” Carmilla whispered softly into your eyes, you close your eyes in pleasure, her voice hot and seductive, along with the hispanic(?) accent, it made her sound so hot..
Velvette pulled your panties off, forcing your legs open wide. She leaned down and started to leave long licks on your wet folds, causing you to gasp and moan. Carmilla wraps a hand around your waist, allowing you to hold onto her while Velvette pleasures your bottom half. You grip Carmillas arm, moaning and arching your back into Velvette’s face. “Oh you taste so fucking good..” veovette moaned and gripped your thighs, eating and sucking on your clit.
“Fuck..!..” you managed to moan out, gripping onto Carmillas arm tighter. Carmilla chuckled softly at your reaction and whispered soft praises and encouragement in your ear while still kissing your neck.
“Good girl Corazon…you’re doing so well” she says, her breath hot against your skin. Velvette finally thrusts one of her fingers into your needy cunt, making you gasp and moan. Her thrusts are powerful, showing no mercy while she pounds into your tight hole, though Carmilla didn’t stop her, they both knew you were enjoying it.
Your breaths turned to short gasps, your body trembling softly as your eyes close shut. You let out a cry, reaching your climax and letting go all over Velvette’s fingers. She pulls out of your cunt with a satisfying *pop* sound and licked her fingers clean. “That was too easy..why don’t we try something a bit..more?” She looked at you two for an answer, mainly Carmilla.
“I think she’s up for that..aren’t you Corazon~?” Carmilla looked down at you in her lap, you were still panting softly from the last orgasm, but you not anyways, after all it’s what your girlfriends want. Velvette gets off of you and off the bed, going over to a drawer in the closet. Carmilla lifts you off of you lap and places you down on your stomach. “You look so good beneath me my love..” she whispered, hovering over your smaller body.
You let out a soft whimper and groan, enjoying the attention. Velvette then came back with two straps, holding them out for Carmilla to see. “What color do you want?”
“Purple” Carmilla responds, and Velvette handed the purple strap over to Carmilla.
“Good cause I look way better in hot pink” velvette states and buckled the strap onto her waist, Carmilla doing the same. Your them lifted by your hips slightly by carmilla, her large hand and arm wrapping around your waist, the other places on the bed to hold herself up, though she had no troubles holding your smaller frame. Velvette on the other hand gripped a hand full of your hair rather roughly, and pulled your head back a little. Before you knew it Velvette already had forced her strapon into your unready mouth, you let out a gag when it hits the back of your throat, hitting it over and over again due to Velvette already thrusting.
Carmilla, luckily, was much more gentle with your already sore pussy. She gentle pushed her strap into your tight sex and moved slowly but surely. You let out a moan when you felt the cool rubber enter you, then a whimper when velvette hit the back of your throat roughly. Tears well up in your eyes at the feeling and burning in your throat. “Shh..you’re doing so good for us Corazon…just a little longer..your okay..” Carmilla whispered gently and thrusts into your cunt with her strap a little rougher, but not rough enough to hurt you.
“Oh that’s a good girl..taking our cocks so well aren’t you? You just like being so filled by us..” Velvette smirked and gripping your hair harder, pulling and pushing her strapon in and out of your mouth harder and harder. You felt Carmilla leave soft kisses on the back of your neck, her hip’s thrusting hitting against your ass while pushing the rubber cock deeper into you, hitting your g-spot. You let out a loud moan through Velvette’s rubber cock, your eyes squeezed shut and your fingers held the sheet tightly. Her hand starts to trail in between your thighs and pull your legs apart more.
You can feel your mouth dripping saliva from the rubber cock in your mouth, having no other place to go since the cock took up most of your mouth. “Is that tasty? I bet it is..” Velvette laughed and thrusts harder than before. You gag over and over again with every thrust she makes, along with Carmillas thrusting from behind, it made you feel like you were floating.
You start to let out more cry’s and moans and whimpers, your body trembling from intense pleasure and pain. Finally, Carmillas rubber cock finally got your climax, causing you to let out a loud cry muffled by Velvette’s cock, and cum onto Carmillas cock. Carmilla kissed you softly on the back of your neck and your spine, letting you ride out your orgasm without any troubles. She pulled out of your precummed cunt gently, leaving you feeling empty. Velvette finally pulls out too, your saliva covered it and strands of your saliva connected the tip from your lips. You collapse onto the bed after they pull out and Carmilla lets go of your waste.
Both Carmilla and Velvette set their straps aside and lay next to you, kissing and cleaning you up. Carmilla pulls the both of you close under the blankets and holds the book she was reading before, allowing the both of you to fall asleep on her.
A/n: idk if that was good cause I’ve never written two characters x reader smut before!!
↳ The cluster B character of the day is...
Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel
Anon headcanons Charlie as having BPD
PT: the cluster b character of the day is charlie morningstar from hazbin hotel. Anon headcanons charlie as having bpd.
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