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His name is Bandit, and he was the world’s heaviest raccoon from 2001 to 2004 until his death. He was nearly 75 pounds, three times more than the average raccoon.

Bandit, reported to be the world’s fattest raccoon, has died. The 10-year-old furball stuffed itself on crisps, cheese curls, Froot Loops and chips. Owner Deborah Klitsch said she was gutted. “I haven’t been eating, I haven’t been sleeping,” she said. But Deborah denied that she had overfed Bandit. “He was born with a bad thyroid gland,” she said.

Bandit ended up in the Guinness World Records book in 1999 when he tipped the scales at 52.5lbs. At that point Deborah vowed to lock her kitchen cupboards - but Bandit continued to get fatter and fatter. His minor celebrity status increased further when he landed a slot on cable TV’s Food Network. The raccoon was also a regular at his local Ice Cream World, where he enjoyed blue raspberry Slushes sucked through a straw.

Boss Tim Pitts said: “He was a good customer.”

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I feel like this video is pretty telling in the ‘But humans are DESIGNED to eat meat!’ argument.

If humans were adapted to eat meat,

He wouldn’t flinch at the rabbit feeling ‘squoogy’

He would have teeth and jaws designed for tearing through the skin and it wouldn’t take him a full minute just to get into the rabbit

While trying to get through the skin he wouldn’t be whining about smelling the blood

He wouldn’t be spitting out fur because real carnivores/omnivores eat all of the prey animal

He wouldn’t spend the entire fucking video hemming and hawwing about how gross it is and nearly throwing up every time he takes a bite.

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Been listening to Ludacris - Get back

and all I can see is Les Grossman Dancing :L:L

Do you know what the most funny thing about it is?

Les Grossman looks ALOT like my father =L

and when I mean alot, I mean it’s so frickin scary how much he looks like him =L LOL

and acts sometimes :L:L

gifake:

Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer (1985)