Mattthepiemaker:

fuckyeahfriends:

reservationatdorsia:

I would like to make a toast

to Rachel and Joey

and to looooove…

ah, love. L-O-V-E, love.

L is for life

and what is life without love?

O is for

Oh wow!

V is for this…

very surprising turn of events

which I am still fine with by the way

Eeeeee is for how…

extremely normal I find it that you two are together

and that one day you might get married

and have children of your own…

I’m sorry it must be the pressure of entertaining.

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A mouse at Hangzhou Zoo in China has been give its freedom after zookeepers witnessed it attack a venomous snake to save its friend. “We always give the snakes live food, and we put the two mice into the snake enclosure. But instead of trying to hide like they usually do, one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse. I have never seen anything like that before,” keeper Wen Shao said. Sadly, the mouse’s buddy died, but our hero can rest assured knowing he did quite a bit of damage to the snake by biting its head, according to Shou. 

His name is Bandit, and he was the world’s heaviest raccoon from 2001 to 2004 until his death. He was nearly 75 pounds, three times more than the average raccoon.

Bandit, reported to be the world’s fattest raccoon, has died. The 10-year-old furball stuffed itself on crisps, cheese curls, Froot Loops and chips. Owner Deborah Klitsch said she was gutted. “I haven’t been eating, I haven’t been sleeping,” she said. But Deborah denied that she had overfed Bandit. “He was born with a bad thyroid gland,” she said.

Bandit ended up in the Guinness World Records book in 1999 when he tipped the scales at 52.5lbs. At that point Deborah vowed to lock her kitchen cupboards - but Bandit continued to get fatter and fatter. His minor celebrity status increased further when he landed a slot on cable TV’s Food Network. The raccoon was also a regular at his local Ice Cream World, where he enjoyed blue raspberry Slushes sucked through a straw.

Boss Tim Pitts said: “He was a good customer.”

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silviagalvan:

love

I’ve just been to see The Dark Knight Rises! And yes, it was terrific. Extremely entertaining and I loved Tom Hardy’s Bane (wow, that was unexpected… *g*). If I hadn’t know it was him, would I have guessed it from watching the film? I think not. Quite a ride, at any rate. :D

Anyway, I’m celebrating this event by posting these favourite happy Tom Hardy gifs.

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When it comes to walkies, this poodle prefers to take a stroll with its owner on its two hind legs. Sunday the 9-month-old poodle is owned by Niu Zhiping of Zhengzhou, central China’s Henan province. Sunday is quite a celebrity in the city as wherever she goes with her owner it is on her two hind legs

Picture: QUIRKY CHINA NEWS / REX FEATURES (via Pictures of the day: 15 July 2010 - Telegraph)

gifake:

300 (2006)

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