...Teehee

more of the little stp fankid I made, still not sure on their name BUT! I have a few thoughts:

Thief. They will steal anything. ESPECIALLY shiny things such as their mothers tiara or the blade. ESPECIALLY the blade. I feel like they only exist after the ending where the long quiet leaves with the princess but they'll find away

They straight up just. Don't blink. Ever. It's worse because they have tlq's blank glowy eyes. They're also mute! They can make little sounds and noises, but they don't speak, they might be selectively mute tbh

I feel like they have some trait of each of the princesses... It'll be more aparant as they grow up, though. For now they have behaviors that resemble the beast, nightmare, specter, stranger and witch.

They would be able to hear the voices ithink . Funny uncles

There's a part of me that wants to make them like. Straight up mortal. The inbetween of life and death, change and stillness. But I'm not sure because it would be mean to their parents and ilike them

They have more then 2 arms, they're just under their big puffy gown

the reason is that the reboot's writers were so obsessed with catering to fans which, apparently, included dumbing down the villains and making them softer because they were fan favorites and making Abe intentionally unlikable due to the writers' personal bias and hatred of the fans, because they never understood what his character was even a parody of

im glad they made cleo meaner in the third season, but im still so pissed that they made jfk dumber. every time he says something i just go "he would not fucking say that" in my head. its like they forgot why people liked them in the first place. they like characters who are assholes (topher is an example) and while jfk was clearly not smart or anything in the og show, he wasnt as braindead as he is in the reboot

it just hurts to see the way they wrote abe, because he was genuinely such a hilarious and goofy character. they made his crush on joan his whole personality in season 2 and in season 3 he was incredibly sex driven which ?? he never was??

Forever unhappy about how they treated the whole main cast. Don't get me wrong Abe probably got it the WORST but everyone else in the og cast feels like a worse fanfic-esq version of themselves. ( Not dissing fanfic, they can be good. ) In the kinda way we're characters they like are babied and watered down, and characters they don't like are tourmented and villianized. They lost everything that made them unique or funny. Abe is now a scapegoat for everything and is just punched down for comedy ( I don't like this approach with Topher either but that's for another day. ) Cleo is a stereotypical " dumb mean girl " even though she was smart in the og series. JFK is so babied he can't do anything wrong he is extremely BORING. And Joan so mischaraterized she is so boring now.

i really wonder what happens to them after they leave the cabin. do they witness the end of the world? do they grow old and raise children? or do they just wander the forest forever?

“Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.”

siren ctimene…

Beeswax or not, what if Eury didn't take that encounter with the sirens very well

Types of Love♡

life is kicking my ass but i keep coming back to your the moon, the sun...and jayce post and cracking the fuck up for a good five minutes. ty for that fr

everything is going to be alright 🤎