Cute

nine inch nails - pretty hate machine (1989)

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

ngl i wanna play minecraft with kai anderson

LOVE HIM

Take them, please 😂

YOU ARE A GOD, HOW CAN I REPAY YOU? MY LORD..MY LORDESS MY WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING. I OWE YOU 10000000000000 COOKIES. BECAUSE YOU MY LOVE ARE NO DOUBTER AND YOU CERTAINLY GET COOKIES.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.💗💗💗💗💗💗

“A family that slays together stays together” – written by Charles Manson.

HELP I TOLD MY FRIEND ABOUT THE FIC IM WRITING AND SHE SENT ME THIS LMAODOOSOSKDNN

Please forgive me

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

Middle School Kai Anderson Headcanons

So here’s some middle school Kai Anderson headcanons because I’m having too much fun with this!! If you’d want any more Kai headcanons feel free to spam my ask box💌

Tagging: @undeadcortez babesss I hope u enjoy these LOL 😭 oh and my dad Kai fic should be done soon!! 🎀

Warnings: none

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* DEFINITELY had no friends maybe a few people he talked to but no one he can really say was his friend

* He wasn’t upset by that tho bc he thought they were all imbeciles

* Would have to be dragged out of the car by one of his parents when they would drop him off at school

* Faked sick a lot because he hated going to school

* Hid in the bathroom during recess until the teachers starting catching on

* When he would go outside for recess he would sit alone in the corner or play with his rubiks cube to make time pass by 😭😭😭😭

*Going up to other kids and asking them to play with him but they would all run away from him

* MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCES WERE THE WORST FOR HIM....like the worst

* However, Kai would still go and dress up in something sort of fancy n cute but would still have the worst time

* He once tried asking his crush to dance with him but she harshly rejected him hence the reason he’s a misogynist

* He was the try hard. Always participating in class to the point that whenever he would speak the whole class would groan LOLL

* Would threaten the teacher whenever he would get a grade lower than an A minus

* Almost got suspended for that^

* Was more than relieved and happy that he actually survived his middle school years

* And for high school Kai well...maybe things were better for him bc HE GOT HOT LMAOOO 😭😔❤️✋🏻