Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨
You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!
Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.
The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!
But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.
But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!
That's all for now from the factory.
More updates to come soon! Til then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
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WHY IS HE PRETTY
How old were you here and where/why/when was this taken? 😍😍😍
You know what? Here you really remind me of those 80s hippie guys from major bands, I love the hair lol
I think I was anywhere from 30 to 32 when that picture was taken, just a few years after the grand opening of my factory. It was taken at Huckleberry, an old photo framing store where you pay to have your picture taken in front of a backdrop and framed, just before I went on holiday to Nigeria (one of the wealthiest and most beautiful African countries, by the way) to celebrate a monetary sales increase in the new release of chocolate bars. And, of course, I was invited by hospitable locals to see the Calabar Carnival festival. To be completely honest, I hadn't planned on growing my hair to that length, I was just more dedicated to my work to care to cut it at the time. That is called "Wolfing", my dear. I cut it soon after. Semi annual haircut and all that jazz.
Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa
First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍
Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).
Do you have a middle name?
Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.
Go get your man guhh
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
😒
That part
I'm a trash hoe saving your pics
Jesus Christ you hot af mk?
bye
Facts, so sexy
You calling people hun and sweetheart is a religion itself
Lol, thank you but nah, I'm not that important. 🌺
C U T E A S K
will you make another one of these for winter? And can you do a fall skincare routine??
I could do that, I was going to do some winter/Christmas home decor & baking anyway so I'll just add that to my list. I have several skincare routines up, there are also a lot of hygiene & skincare products I recommend on Insta. 🖤
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