Hahaha. Omg. I Love You Too, Honeydip! 💙

@sincerelyalice

Hi. Haha, I just created my blog 2 days ago and my naturecore aesthetic post already has 300+ notes thanks to your reblog, Winslow! Thank you for reblogging! I was wondering could you make a k-12 naturecore moodboard? 😊💚🍏🌿

Aw, you're welcome, sweet pea! I'm glad your blog is getting the recognition it deserves! ☺️ & I would be happy to make a moodboard for you. I'll have that posted soon! 🍄☁️

hello, im spreading this message to help my dog who is in need of medication, please checkout/reblog the post on my blog! thank u

Why do y'all always have a dog that needs medical assistance? It's never a cat, a frog, bunny, etc. So everyone on tumblr just coincidentally owns a sick dog & need donations? 😂 It's funny, I've received this exact same ask before from an obvious scammer. No, I won't reblog. But I did report you. Have a nice day, lol. 😒

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒

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Yeah. No. When the heck did I ever say that?

I said we mustn't dilly or dally.

Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 💚💚💚

I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️

Regarding Gays

People of the world,

It is our duty as the morally straight and non-digressant peoples to bring an end to this scrounge. Whether it’d be by hook or cranny, we must find a way to end this menace, lest we risk our boys and girls fornicating with those of the same gender. Let them also note, that there’d only exist of genders- two, and all that oppose consist of the true Axis of Evil in Our Beautiful World. Even the adulterer and raper rank higher than the gay, and we cannot sleep soundly knowing that such people freely roam Our streets.

So let us stand up to this menace, and bring an end to homosexuality for good.

Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl

First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌

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Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

But it's not a assumption its obvious y'all spend time together like a couple so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Autumn in France 🍁🗼✨