Yooooo

Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚

Of course!

Ofc baby daddy

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

@dearheatherhaagar

[I had a selfie that reminded me of a Greek statue, so I got the idea to use it for a dark/semi light moodboard] ☁️

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Fix your reblog button @staff

I see! 👀

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡

@sansgriff

K, I'm getting bored with tumblr, & I kind of want to move over to Discord? All of the chaos & negativity I see between folks on tumblr (not to mention porn/bots) makes it unenjoyable. I'm thinking about just making a Discord group chat (18+) for people who just want to talk, vibe & get to know each other on a real basis & ditch tumblr. Also, just cause I can't be on here like that all day & I'm in the process of reorganizing my life, so I'll probably eventually leave soon anyway. (Mentally, I'm already gone from here).

Dm me or reblog if interested. Idc. Night. 🌆🌙

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

Wait they deleted the account?

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

You must be the butthurt 30yo ppl were laughing at? Imagine being your age and getting pressed by a reblog of a post that don't belong to you. 🤡 < That you?