JJ: Hey, what's going on? You seem a little off. Y/N: Just tired. Long case. JJ: Tired, huh? Maybe you need a distraction. I can make you laugh - I'm pretty funny. Y/N: You? Funny? I'll believe it when I see it. JJ: Challenge accepted. Prepare to be amazed. Y/N: Alright, let's see what you got. JJ: Okay, here goes - why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts. Y/N: Ugh, that was terrible. JJ: I know, right? I'm hilarious. Y/N: You're lucky I love you. JJ: I'll take that as a win :)
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61419313/chapters/158635189#workskin
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again amazing fic thank you so much
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okay so fic request
Emily and our future child decided that they want to make y/n breakfast in bed for their birthday
they tried making pancakes bacon toast eggs orange juice
somehow everything burnt y/n wakes up to the fire alarm blaring
y/n Goes downstairs to see Emily trying to fan smoke away from the smoke detector child is crying at burnt pancakes and bacon and eggs and ruined surprise
ihop was ordered after everything got cleaned up and everyone was calm
They made y/n pretend to be asleep to serve them the ihop in bed
had a great birthday at home with ur fav ppl
(tease Emily about this in the future)
As soon as I got your request, I got to working! Never in my life have I been so excited to write a quick fic! Hope you enjoy!
Summary: Y/N celebrates her birthday with breakfast, kisses, a fire alarm, and iHop!
You wake to the smell first. Unmistakable. Sharp. A scent that slams into your senses like a brick wall, burnt something.
Not just toast. Not just bacon. This is everything-is-on-fire kind of burnt. You blink hard, already halfway sitting up when the shrill screen of the fire alarm blares.
You donāt even bother with slippers. You bolt down the hallway, heart pounding, and when you round the corner into the kitchen, the sight makes you stop short.
Emily, your brilliant, expertly calm, terrifyingly sexy wife, is standing on a chair, frantically waving a flattened Princess doll cardboard box under the fire alarm.
Smoke curls from the stovetop behind her. A scorched pan rests in the sink, billowing whatās left of its dreams. But itās your daughter, your sweet, earnest Lily, who breaks your heart wide open.
Sheās crouched beside the kitchen island, her apron stained, her little face flushed with tears. Her lower lip quivering as she cries, fists clenched tightly at her sides.
āI ruined it!ā She screams, voice breaking, āI ruined Mamaās birthday!ā You rush to her instantly, dropping to your knees and pulling her into your arms.
She practically collapses against you, small and trembling and sticky with syrup.
āNo⦠baby,ā you whisper into her hair, āHey, hey⦠look at me. You didnāt ruin anything.ā Lily shakes her head, furiously, āI wanted to make you breakfast!ā
Lilyās voice bordering on wail, āEggs, a-and pancakes⦠and bacon and ju-juice and⦠coffee, and I-I dropped an egg on the cat⦠and the bacon caught on fire⦠and Mommy lied and said it w-was fine⦠but it wasnāt fine!ā
You glance up. Emily looks like sheās aged and greyed ten years in the last ten chaotic minutes, still fanning the air like the fire department might show up.
āI didnāt lie,ā Emily whines, climbing off the chair, āI said we could order pancakes if we needed to!ā You give her a look, then kiss Lilyās curls.
āSweetheart. You tried to make me breakfast. Thatās the best birthday present in the world!ā You confess, your hands gently holding her, āBut itās burnt!ā She argues.
You pull her tighter, āSo⦠we pivot. You know what Mama wants more than anything?ā
Lily lifts her blotchy face, āWhat, Mama?ā
āPancakes. That donāt taste like smoke. Which is why⦠weāre ordering iHop. Right nowā¦ā Emily exhales dramatically, as if those two syllables, iHop, were her salvation. āThank⦠god!ā
You hand her your phone, āYou order, Iāll calm our Michelin star chef down.ā While Emily taps away on the screen, you rock Lily gently in your lap, her tears slowing, sniffling turning to quiet sighs.
You hum softly, rubbing her back, and she burrows into your neck with a whisper, āI just wanted to make you happy.ā
āYou donāt think this adorable face makes me happy everyday?ā Your hand moves to gently pinch her red cheeks.
- - -
Fifteen minutes later, youāve wiped down the counters, aired out the kitchen, lit a candle, and even managed to get Emily to laugh at her own morning misfortunes.
Lily sits at the table now, sipping on a plastic cup of apple juice with her head resting on her folded arms, still tired from the emotional whiplash of the morning.
You stretch and kiss Emilyās cheek. āAlright⦠Iām going back to bed.ā Emily raises an eyebrow, āWhat?ā
āIām going to pretend none of this happened, so you two can try again. Bring me iHop. Act surprised. Got it?ā You ask her with a smile.
Emily grins, āYouāre such a little drama queen.ā You nod, like it was common knowledge, āAnd you love me for it.ā
āEvery burnt piece of you.ā You add.
- - -
You hear their footsteps before the door creaks slowly open. āMama?ā Lily whispers, careful, tiptoeing. You crack an eye, just enough to see her trying to balance a tray while Emily steadies it behind her.
You sit up, playing along, āOh wow! Breakfast in bed? For me?!ā Lily giggles, proudly setting the tray in your lap. āHappy birthday, Mama! We made this one better!ā
You glance down, three golden pancakes, crispy bacon, fluffy scrambled eggs, and a little container of syrup. Everything you love, warm and perfect and not burnt.
Emily perches on the bed beside you, grinning, āYou deserve it, hun.ā You take a bite of pancake and groan happily, āThis might be the best breakfast Iāve ever had.ā
Lily beams. āItās from iHop!ā You laugh, mouth full, reaching to cup her cheek. āStill counts.ā
She leans in and kisses your cheek, sticky, syrupy, and full of unconditional love. āBest Mama ever!ā You sigh contentedly and wrap an arm around her, pulling Emily closer with your other hand.
āBest family ever!ā
- - -
Months laterā¦
Youāre at the roundtable in the BAU bullpen. The case was hell. Everyoneās tired, weary and needing major sleep catchup.
Someone, probably Morgan, starts a round of āworst parenting fails,ā and Hotch is halfway through telling a story about Jack and super glue when JJ turns to Emily.
āDidnāt you almost set your kitchen on fire trying to cook once?ā The blonde questioned, Emily groaning as she sank into her chair, āIt was a minor amount of smoke.ā
You raise a brow. āMinor? The fire alarm woke the cat, and me. Lily cried. We had to order iHop to save my birthday.ā Spencerās eyes widen. āYou ordered food and then pretended to be asleep so they could surprise you again?ā
āOf course I did,ā you say proudly, āIām not going to miss a syrupy kiss from my daughter or my wife waving bacon in my face.ā
Garcia practically squeals, āThat is the cutest thing Iāve ever heard!ā Emily squeezes your knee beneath the table, āSheās high maintenance, but sheās worth it.ā
You grin. āYou set off a fire alarm for me. Thatās real love.ā
Rossi chuckles, āYou know itās love when iHop saves the day!
Late post, but, Chapter 13 of Emilyās Anger is out!
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Chapter 14 of Emilyās Anger, weāre almost done! Just one more left!
Can i PLEASE GET MORE PENELOPE X READER PLZ
grumpy x sunshine
jealousy
smut
fluffļæ¼
Summary: Comfort, Fluff, Smut, Sunshine, Grumpy. Everything!
AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64107496
Words: 4000
A Drink...
The bar was a chaotic blur of laughter, clinking glasses, and the pulse of music, crowded to the brim with people who seemed to be competing for attention. Every bartender was working at full speed, hands moving in practiced motions, but even they couldn't keep up with the demand. The hum of voices blended into the background, the rhythm of the evening in full swing.
But through it all, Penelope Garcia was tense.
Her eyes were locked on her partner, Y/N Y/L/N, who was standing at the bar waiting for her drink. The sight of Y/N was enough to make Penelope's heart race, but right now, that wasnāt what held her attention. No, what made Penelopeās grip tighten around her glass was the tall, slender blonde who had sidled up beside Y/N like a predator closing in on its prey.
The blondeās smile was the kind that could melt anyone's resolve, her tattooed arms crossing the bar as she leaned in just a little too close to Y/N. Penelope could almost hear the flirtation in the words exchanged, though she couldnāt quite make them out from this distance. Y/N, seemingly oblivious to the attention, was absently twirling one of her rings on her finger while her other hand rested on the counter, barely acknowledging the blonde's presence.
Penelopeās stomach twisted with a knot of jealousy. It was ridiculous, she knew it was, but it didnāt make the feeling go away.
The bartender, who clearly had a personal vendetta against speed, was still struggling with the orders, and it felt like time had slowed down, each passing second dragging her deeper into the storm of irrational thoughts that swirled inside her mind.
It had been five minutes. Five minutes, and this woman was still here, leaning in a little too closely, smiling a little too brightly. Penelopeās jaw clenched.
JJ, sitting next to her, followed the line of her gaze and smirked. "Garcia⦠are you glaring at your girlfriend?"
Penelope straightened, forcing herself to meet JJās teasing eyes. "No."
The word was clipped, sharper than she intended, but she didnāt care.
JJ raised an eyebrow. "Sure? Because that look says otherwise."
Penelope huffed, trying to sound nonchalant even though her insides were anything but calm. "Iām simply⦠observing."
Emily, ever the instigator, leaned in with a wicked grin. "You mean youāre watching that blonde woman flirt with Y/N?"
Penelope crossed her arms tightly over her chest, a defensive posture that felt more like a shield than anything else. "Sheās not flirting with Y/N," she muttered. "Sheās trying to. But Y/N is clearly too enamored with me to notice her."
Just then, the blonde laughed, tossing her hair over her shoulder like it was a move straight out of a playbook. Y/N barely reacted, her focus remained on the ring on her finger, her face politely blank as she nodded, signaling her lack of interest.
But Penelopeās heart didnāt care. It had taken a dive into an abyss, deeper and deeper, as the blonde continued to linger.
The bartender, in a cruel twist of fate, was still taking his sweet time with Penelopeās drink, making her wonder if she was being punished for some past sin. Meanwhile, the blonde continued her pursuit, leaning even closer now, her smile widening as if she could already taste victory.
Penelopeās eyes narrowed. Y/N wasnāt the type to stray, she knew that. Y/N was the one who kissed her forehead in the mornings, who brought her coffee just the way she liked it, who made her laugh with the simplest jokes. Y/N didnāt need anyone else. Y/N adored her.
But then there was this woman, this tall, tattooed woman with a look that screamed "Iām too cool for you", and what if, just for a second, Y/N thought she might be better suited for someone like her? What if she realized she could have someone effortless and cool instead of⦠well, Penelope, who wore glittery cat-ear headbands to work and had a collection of bedazzled sweaters that might be considered a crime?
Emily poked her side, pulling her from the spiraling thoughts. "You could just go up there, you know."
"I could," Penelope agreed, though she wasnāt sure she wanted to. "Or⦠I could stay here and seethe silently."
JJ chuckled, shaking her head at Penelopeās internal battle.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the bartender slid the tequila sunrise in front of Y/N. Without hesitation, Y/N grabbed the drink, turned, and began making her way back to the booth. Penelope straightened in her seat, pretending to be casual, though she could feel her heart pounding against her ribs.
Y/N's eyes caught hers as she slid into the booth, a warm smile lighting up her face. "Took forever, but here you go, babe."
Penelope raised an eyebrow, pretending to be indifferent. "And did anything⦠interesting happen while you were up there?"
Y/N blinked, clearly unaware of the silent war raging in Penelopeās mind. "Uh, no? Just waited for your drink."
JJ and Emily exchanged a look, their amusement barely contained.
Penelope stared at Y/N, at how calm and unbothered she was, like nothing had happened. Y/N casually reached for her beer, completely at ease, while Penelope felt like she might explode with the conflicting emotions inside her.
"You didnāt notice that blonde flirting with you?" Penelope asked, her voice incredulous, even though she knew the answer.
Y/N frowned, spinning the ring on her finger as if in thought. "What blonde?"
Penelope groaned and dropped her head onto Y/N's shoulder, letting out a dramatic sigh. "Ugh. You are so lucky youāre cute."
Y/N chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to the top of Penelopeās head. "Yeah, but only for you."
And just like that, the tension began to ebb away. Penelope was still fighting the flush of jealousy in her chest, but with Y/N here, with Y/N's warmth so close, she was reminded, just for a second, that there was no one else.
- - -
A Smile...
That night had only continued to get louder, the bar buzzing with energy, but Penelope Garciaās attention was fully focused on her girlfriend, Y/N Y/L/N. Y/N had sensed the tension in Penelope, the subtle way her shoulders had stiffened and the barely concealed irritation in her eyes. Y/N could feel the weight of the unspoken jealousy that lingered between them, and it bothered her. So, when the moment finally arrived, she excused herself from the booth, the sound of her chair scraping against the floor cutting through the laughter of the group.
She gave Penelope a gentle smile as she slid out of the booth. "Come on, babe. Letās get out of here."
Emily and JJ both looked up at the same time, an eyebrow raised in unison, a grin curling at the corners of their lips.
"Where are you two going?" Emily asked, the teasing tone unmistakable.
Y/N leaned against the back of the booth, crossing her arms with a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Iām going to goĀ ravageĀ my beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend..." Her gaze flicked to Penelope, locking eyes with her, a grin spreading across her face. "Iāll have her back by curfew, mothers."
JJ snorted into her drink. "Yeah, sure you will."
"Absolutely," Y/N confirmed with a wink, her hand reaching down to take Penelopeās, tugging her out of the booth. "Now, if youāll excuse us, the night is young, and Iāve got a very important mission to attend to."
Penelope blushed, her heart pounding a little faster at the way Y/N's voice softened with affection as she spoke. She let herself be pulled toward the door, her mind already racing ahead to what was waiting for them.
The bar door closed behind them with a soft thud, the cool night air hitting them both in a rush. Y/N's hand tightened around hers as they walked down the sidewalk, her pace quickening as if she couldnāt get away fast enough.
"I swear, if you donāt stop looking at me like that, Iām going to drag you straight to my penthouse right here and now," Y/N muttered under her breath, struggling to contain herself.
Penelope, her heart thundering in her chest, couldnāt help the excited giggle that bubbled up. "Y/N, weāre in public," she said, though she was having trouble keeping her voice steady.
Y/N shot her a look that was pure, unfiltered desire. "Iām well aware," she said, her voice low and husky. "But the sooner we get to the cab, the sooner I get you alone."
Y/N flagged down a cab, practically pulling Penelope into it before the driver could even ask them where they were headed. "143 Main Street," Y/N barked, her voice urgent but laced with anticipation. Penelope settled back in the seat, trying to play it cool, but the energy between them was undeniable. The cab ride was a blur, each second passing in a haze of heated glances and barely controlled tension.
When they arrived at Y/N's penthouse, Y/N barely waited for the door to close before her hands were on Penelope, guiding her into the apartment with urgency. The door slammed shut behind them, the sound deafening in the silence that followed. Y/N's lips were on Penelopeās in an instant, claiming her mouth with a fierceness that left no room for anything but the overwhelming pull between them.
Penelopeās heart raced as she pulled away for a second, gasping for air. "Y/N," she whispered, her voice thick with desire. "Iā"
But Y/N was already kissing her again, not giving her a chance to finish her thought. It was like Y/N couldnāt contain herself anymore, the weight of the night, of the distance between them, suddenly crashing down. Penelope let out a soft moan into the kiss, her hands threading through Y/N's hair as she melted against her.
"God, you drive me crazy," Y/N murmured between kisses, her hands roaming, pulling Penelope closer, desperate for more.
Penelope didnāt protest, her own need mirroring Y/N's, her body alive with anticipation. "I love you," she whispered, a confession that felt like it had been building all night.
Y/N froze for a moment, pulling back just enough to look into Penelopeās eyes. Her expression softened, the heat between them flickering into something deeper, more meaningful. "I love you too," she said, voice low and sincere, before her lips found Penelopeās again, and all rational thought went out the window.
The sound of their footsteps echoing softly in the spacious living room. Y/N's hands were warm against Penelopeās back, guiding her through the sleek, modern space with a quiet intensity that matched the energy between them.
Y/N paused, her breath coming in shallow bursts, as she gently turned Penelope to face her. The look on her face was almost predatory, but there was a softness in her eyes, something vulnerable beneath the confident exterior. "You have no idea how badly Iāve been wanting this all night," she murmured, voice thick with a longing that made Penelopeās chest tighten with affection and desire.
Penelope reached up to touch her face, her fingers tracing the lines of Y/N's jaw with tenderness, as if grounding herself in the moment. "I know," she whispered back, a small smile curving her lips. "I can feel it."
Before Penelope could say anything else, Y/N's lips were on hers again, more insistent this time, her hands pulling Penelope closer, as if trying to fuse them together. The kiss was deep and fervent, Y/N's breath mingling with Penelopeās as she let herself melt into the heat of it, her pulse racing.
"God, youāre so beautiful," Y/N breathed against Penelopeās lips, her hands sliding down to rest on Penelopeās hips, the touch both grounding and electrifying. "I justā" She broke the kiss, her forehead resting against Penelopeās as she tried to catch her breath. "I just want to be with you, all of you, every damn second."
Penelope smiled softly, her hands moving to Y/N's chest, feeling the rapid thud of her heart beneath her fingers. "Iām right here," she whispered, voice full of tenderness. "All yours."
Y/N's eyes darkened with need, but beneath that, Penelope could see the quiet reverence she held for her. She was all too aware of how much Y/N cared for her, how much she was willing to fight for them. But right now, all of that was drowned in the overwhelming desire that pulsed between them.
Y/N didnāt waste another moment. She lifted Penelope into her arms, easily carrying her toward the bedroom, the world outside fading away as the door closed behind them with a soft click.
The bed was unmade, the sheets in disarray from their earlier moments, and yet it was the perfect space for them to finally, fully, be together. Y/N gently set Penelope down on the bed, her eyes never leaving her as she crawled over her, the intensity of her gaze making Penelopeās breath hitch.
Penelope ran her hands through Y/N's hair, tugging her down for another kiss, this time slower, more deliberate. It was like they were savoring the moment, every touch, every sigh, every second of connection. Y/N's body pressed against hers, their hearts beating in sync as they moved together, the world beyond the walls of the penthouse no longer existing.
"Iāve got you," Y/N whispered as she kissed a trail down Penelopeās neck, her hands roaming gently over her body, exploring, memorizing every curve, every line. "Iām not going anywhere."
Penelopeās chest tightened, her fingers threading through Y/N's hair, pulling her back up to meet her lips. She could feel her heart racing, her body alive with the intensity of Y/N's touch, and she realized just how much she needed this, how much she neededĀ her.
"Iām not going anywhere either," Penelope breathed, her voice thick with emotion. Then, Y/N moved...
Clothing was tugged and pulled and shed in a mad frenzy.Ā Skin met skin as they undressed each other frantically.
Y/N laid Penelope down gently. Garcia admired Y/N's toned body, flushed and glistening with sweat. Penelope looked up at her with hazy, desire-filled eyes. Y/N's own eyes darkened with lust as she moved down Penelope's body, kissing and nipping her way down.
She caressed and explored every inch of silky skin. "May I... Princess?" Y/N questions, her hands hovering Penelope's body. "I'm all yours, my knight in shining armour.." Garcia smiled. Y/N reaching for Penelope's slick heat, Y/N smirked and dipped a finger inside her. Penelope gasped and spread her legs wider, arching her back.
Y/N circled and stroked Penelope with her fingers, keeping steady eye contact. āGod, you feel so damn good,ā Y/N hissed. Penelope whimpered softly, hips bucking against Y/N's touch. Moving faster, Y/N built the rhythm, pumping two fingers in and out as she added a third. Penelope's thighs quivered as she wound tighter and tighter.
Y/N leaned down, latching onto a taut nipple while continuing her thrusts with her fingers. "Come for me baby," Y/N purred. Penelope's back arched as she tumbled over the edge, crying out Y/N's name. "Fuck... Y/N.." Garcia's voice broke.
Y/N crawled up and settled between Penelope's sprawled legs. Touched, Penelope looked at her with tender emotions mingled in her heavy gaze. Y/N caught her bottom lip between her teeth hesitantly. "Are you okay? That was... rougher than usual." Penelope's arms snaked around her waist, pulling Y/N closer.
Penelope pressed a soft, lingering kiss to Y/N's collarbone. "I'm okay," she whispered. "BetterĀ than okay." Y/N's body relaxed into Penelope's embrace. They held each other close, savoring the intimate connection and quiet moment. Penelope stroked Y/N's hair. "Thank you," they both whispered at the same time, smiling at eachother tiredly.
- - -
A Rescue...Ā (A few days later...)
Y/N Y/L/N was on the verge of losing her mind.
Her job was turning into an endless cycle of frustration, late nights, impossible deadlines, and an assistant who seemed determined to make everything harder instead of easier. Every email, every meeting, every last-minute request was piling on top of her, and for the first time in a long time, she felt like she was drowning.
By the time she stepped into the apartment, she wasĀ done.
She barely had the energy to kick off her shoes, let alone deal with the mess in her brain. But then...
"Honeybear?"
Penelopeās voice carried from the living room, warm and familiar, instantly cutting through the haze of stress.
Y/N exhaled slowly, her shoulders loosening just at the sound of her. "Yeah, babe, itās me."
A second later, Penelope appeared in the doorway, still wearing her cat-print pajama pants and a ridiculously oversized pink sweater that made her look even softer than usual. But her bright, cheerful smile faded the moment she got a good look at Y/N.
"Oh,Ā no," she said, hands immediately going to her hips. "No, no, no. This willĀ notĀ do."
Y/N barely had time to process before Penelope was on her, grabbing her hand and pulling her toward the couch. "Come here immediately. Doctor Garcia prescribesĀ oneĀ mandatory cuddling session,Ā stat."
Y/N let herself be dragged without resistance. She was too tired to fight it, not that she everĀ wantedĀ to fight Penelopeās affections.
The moment they reached the couch, PenelopeĀ floppedĀ down and, without hesitation, yanked Y/N into her lap.
Y/N let out a surprised grunt as she landed, stretched across Penelopeās legs, her head resting against the armrest. "Pennyā"
"Shhh," Penelope soothed, already threading her fingers through Y/N's short, messy hair. "CuddletownĀ is now in session."
And...Ā God, Y/NĀ melted.
She closed her eyes as Penelopeās fingers worked through her hair, gently twisting it into tiny braids. The rhythmic motion, the soft scrape of her nails against Y/N's scalp, it wasĀ instantĀ relief. She felt her whole body sag, tension draining from her limbs.
She let her fingers absently trace the patterns on Penelopeās ridiculous sweatpants, following the loops and swirls like she could tether herself to them, toĀ her.
"You wanna talk about it, sweetheart?" Penelope asked, her voice quieter now, softer.
Y/N exhaled, her breath warm against Penelopeās stomach. "I donāt know. Work just⦠sucks. My assistant is useless, my project keeps getting changed at the last second, and every time IĀ breathe, someone is asking me for a āquick favorā that eats upĀ hoursĀ of my time."
Penelope gasped dramatically, one hand flying to her chest. "TheĀ audacityĀ of these people. Donāt they know you belong toĀ meĀ after work hours?"
Y/N let out a quiet chuckle, her fingers tightening slightly on Penelopeās hip.
"Seriously, though," Penelope murmured, pressing a quick kiss to Y/N's temple, "is there anything I can do? Hack into your companyās payroll? Change your assistantās employee status to āpermanently on vacationā?"
Y/N smiled, shaking her head against Penelopeās stomach. "I just need a distraction."
"Ooh! Distractions I canĀ do!" Penelope said brightly, playing with another strand of Y/N's hair. "What do you want? A fun fact? A conspiracy theory? A dramatic retelling of my latest Starbucks order?"
Y/N huffed out a small laugh. "Tell me about work. Any cases coming up? Any crazy tech stuff?"
Penelope perked up immediately, her fingers stilling in Y/N's hair. "Ohhh, nowĀ thatĀ I can talk about."
She shifted slightly, one hand still lazily braiding as she spoke. "Well, letās see. We just wrapped up a case in Chicago... totalĀ mess, by the way,Ā horrible,Ā but now weāre on standby. Though JJ did mention something about a case possibly brewing in Denver. But theĀ realĀ fun stuff? Iāve been working on upgrading my database. Oh, honeybear, youĀ knowĀ how much I love a good database upgrade."
Y/N hummed, eyes closed, letting herself sink deeper into Penelopeās voice.
"Iām talkingĀ realĀ next-level indexing," Penelope continued, her excitement bubbling over. "I finally got the new facial recognition software to integrateĀ seamlessly,Ā it tookĀ forever, but I cracked it. And donāt even get me started on the algorithm tweaking I had to do to make sure it wasnāt flagging innocent civilians. Absolute nightmare. But! I did it. Because I am a genius."
Y/N smiled against Penelopeās stomach, her fingers lazily tracing the fabric of her sweater now. "Mmm. YouĀ areĀ a genius."
"I know, but IĀ loveĀ hearing you say it."
Y/N chuckled, tilting her head to nuzzle slightly into Penelopeās warmth.
Penelope kept talking, about cases, about her work, about her database updates. And Y/N let the words wash over her, let them fill the space where stress had lived all day.
Eventually, her breathing evened out, her body completely relaxed, fingers slowing against Penelopeās side.
Penelope smiled down at her, pressing one last soft kiss to her forehead.
"Best distraction ever," Y/N murmured, half-asleep now.
Penelope beamed. "YouĀ knowĀ it, baby."
Ā
The next few days werenāt any easier for Y/N.
Her assistant was still a disaster, her project was still hanging by a thread, and every time she so much as glanced at her inbox,Ā fifty new emailsĀ popped up like some kind of cruel joke.
By the time she made it home, her body was screaming for rest, her brainĀ friedĀ from hours of troubleshooting a problem that shouldnāt have existed in the first place.
She barely had the energy to shut the door behind her before a voice called out...
"My love! My light! My large, broody hacker extraordinaire!"
Despite everything, Y/N felt the corner of her mouth twitch upward. "Hey, Penny."
Penelope practically skipped out of the kitchen, all bright eyes and warm smiles, her curls bouncing with every step. She had on the same ridiculous cat-print sweatpants as the other night, except this time paired with a t-shirt featuring a cartoon unicorn wielding a sword.
Y/N didnāt even have time to process how much she adored her before Penelope was up on her tiptoes, wrapping her arms around Y/N's neck and pressing a smacking kiss to her cheek.
"Bad day?" she murmured, pulling back just enough to study Y/N's face.
Y/N sighed. "One of the worst."
Penelope hummed, already grabbing her hand and tugging her toward the couch. "Cāmon. You know the drill."
Y/N let herself be pulled along without resistance. By now, this was theirĀ routine.
She barely had time to sit before Penelope was tugging her back into her lap again, long legs draped over the armrest, head resting against Penelopeās chest.
Y/N groaned as soon as fingers started working through her hair, gentle and familiar. "God, I missed you."
Penelope giggled, her fingers massaging against Y/N's scalp. "Missed me? Iām anĀ experience, baby. Iām aĀ lifestyle."
Y/N let out a breathy chuckle, already feeling the stress ease out of her body. She absently traced patterns against Penelopeās thigh, letting the soft fabric of her sweatpants ground her.
Penelope hummed in satisfaction. "There we go. Thatās my girl."
Y/N's eyes fluttered shut, the warmth of Penelopeās body, her voice, her touch, all of it wrapping around her like a cocoon.
"You wanna talk about it?"
Y/N huffed, nuzzling into her. "Not really. Just need you."
Penelope grinned, pressing a kiss into Y/N's hair. "Oh, baby, youĀ haveĀ me. YouĀ alwaysĀ have me."
And for the first time all day, Y/N felt like she could breathe.