Grover Means EVERYTHING To Me

barty would wear a “fuck your gender roles” crop top

the urge to yell “WALK ON THE GRAVEL” any time i see a child running on something that isn’t grass is sometimes too hard to fight

the camp counselor instinct to yell “WALKING FEET” in public to a child you’ve never before seen in your life because they’re running

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

y’all know the art style that’s very smudgy? like it’s oil pants most of the time and it’s general shapes and colors but usually the people in them are faceless/lack details. that’s what my gender is. just faceless smudges of the human body, especially when you can’t tell if they are specifically female or male. yea i am just an oil painting.

these just feel so *gender*

I am a woman in the way that a tomato is a fruit, as in some situations, yes technically a tomato is a fruit, but in other situations, a tomato also does not actually feel like a fruit, you would never put it in a fruit salad, i’m a woman on a technicality and I relate to the same things that women do (tomatoes grow the same way fruits grow) so in that sense yes I feel like I’m a woman, but also why the fuck would you ever put me in a fruit salad

just finished atyd-sirius’ pov and i feel empty inside now bc everything makes so much sense and i have so many feelings and i really need some good domestic wolfstar recs to make me feel better

the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)

dorlene is SO phoebe bridgers coded

HELP