Istg They're The Same Thing To Me, Same Vibes

No this is now a BigB apologist account thank you for listening, sorry Cleo.

Charles won the Monaco Grand Prix and I’m supposed to go on with my week? The red crowd erupted for their little prince as he crossed the line and later the bells of Maranello sang for their predestinato and I’m expected to be fine? How am I supposed to care about menial tasks when the Sun of Maranello shined bright above the streets of the Principality?

Equally as relentless as that track is uncompromising, he mastered the streets of Monaco and formalized them as his owns. After the hardships and the incompetence, the disappointment and the heartbreak, he achieved one of his dream. He did it for his dad. He did it for Jules. He did it for himself.

“Monaco I love you and I hope one day you’ll love me back”

Charles did it the way we always knew he could.

The way we always knew he would.

Monaco finally loved its little jewel back.

GIOVANNA AMATI at the 1988 ITALIAN GRAND PRIX

Referring back to this simply for s2, just in case.

Sausage deserved better.

I think we can all agree that all of them deserved better, but Sausage in particular. Why? Because he was always the third wheel in their friend group, because he wasn't special in any way except that he wasn't special. He tried to be like Gem, with her magic and wonder and sense of right and wrong, but he failed. He tried to be like fWhip, clever and ruthless and full of mischief, but he failed. He even tried to be like Pearl, strong, a warrior, a protector, and oh, boy, did he fail.

Never once did he try to be himself, not until it was too late. by then he'd made so many mistakes they'd compounded on each other and made each other worse. The Blood Sheep were mad because he'd gotten their church in one dimension blown up, the church had gotten blown up because of him trapping his evil self in a new reality, his evil self existed because he fell in with Xornoth.

He fell in with Xornoth because he felt he wasn't good enough.

Now that last one (or first one, if you're looking at it chronologically) was not his fault. It was--and I hate to say this, because I love them dearly--but it was Gem and fWhip's fault. They always revolved around each other, barely including him in their orbits. He tried, man did he try, but he never was included.

He got possessed, and neither of them tried to save him until he forced their hands. He went missing for weeks, and neither of them noticed. Then finally, and most damningly, the empires collapsed, and neither of them tried to rescue Sausage or get him to leave with them.

Sausage deserved better. He deserved better than friends who weren't there when he needed them most, he deserved better than to watch one of his only true friends go up in flames with her kingdom, he deserved better than to have to sacrifice himself for the sake of a kingdom that had already fallen.

He deserved better.

have you seen him?

Made mouthfools refs in the year of our lord and savior, 2024 . here we go ( - background versions under cut )

...I made more Grian and some Scar. 3rd Life's crazy and I love it! (Hey why is there no goodtimeswithscar tags)

what do you mean they're finding GIRLFRIENDS??? JUST DATE EACH OTHER

everyones asleep. post the zedaph edit.

posting this here to before giving myself a lobotomy after watching The Umbrella Academy episode 5 season 4