Me, 14, at school wearing a dress with a HUGE petticoat and matching makeup and accessories: Wow it's crazy that no one knows I'm queer! Everyone just looks at me and goes "straight" cause I'm so ultra-femme. Wild
they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time
down, down, down...
Woke up from an accidental nap and I can remember that I had some sort of epiphany during the dream but can't remember what the fuck it was. Frustrating
I have a very small Spotify account and I think it says something about the state of the world that a song of mine whose primary lyrics are "we're all gonna die" got streamed wayyyyy more than usual this month.
sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious
charged guilty with the crime of wanting
No :(
anyone remember anything
Omg I just need so badly to have these vibes.
The Promenade, Woman with a Parasol (1875) by Claude Monet
🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning?🎶
With all of the money in the cash register.
I *need* to know how it gets around.
what if there was a snabbit. just consider it
does anybody know where i put down my very tiny little thing? i know i placed it somewhere so specific and important so i wouldn’t lose it or forget where it was. unfortunately,
my plan for 2025 is to do things
yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You
It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
what do you mean I can't control everything, why not
Vulture!!! They're my favorite :)
pssttt if you see this post tell me what your favorite bird is
being a simultaneous optimist with crippling self doubt is actually easy as shit. im certain the world is full of joy and hope for everyone in the world except me. what’s not clicking.
i'm hot and maladjusted it's literally fine
I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.
ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away
dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck
I want all his outfits.
this diva
ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing
Just got a DVD player for my laptop! I'm gonna check out so many DVDs from my university's library
u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
FAFSA
Worst dog name, go.
What gel can I buy to make my hair flow like it's been painted on a canvas by someone who cries as they paint
I've been worried ever since I was born