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But I’ve heard people questioning if Snape was really traumatized by SWM. At first I had no idea what they were on about. How could Snape not be traumatized? Why are you even questioning this? But I figured what they meant was: why doesn’t Snape act the way I know traumatized characters to act? Why isn’t he having flashbacks or breaking down when being exposed to his triggers?
Snape’s trauma is the angry aggressive kind. Snape’s trauma can be mistaken for a “grudge”. Because it’s not what people understand trauma to be.
In HBP, Harry was trying to crucio Snape and do all this other stuff, and Snape was so unbothered by it. But the moment Snape noticed Harry was about to cast levicorpus on him, Snape completely lost his shit. Below was Snape’s response to Harry trying to cast levicorpus on him.
“No, Potter!” screamed Snape. There was a loud BANG and Harry was soaring backward, hitting the ground hard again, and this time his wand flew out of his hand.
This is Snape’s response to Harry trying to crucio him. Literally torture him.
But Snape parried the curse,
Like a casual “whatever”. Yeah Harry got knocked off his feet, but he didn’t go soaring backwards like he did when Snape responded to Harry’s levicorpus.
During occlumency lessons Snape manhandled Harry and threw him out of the room, after seeing Harry watching James Potter humiliate him.
I shouldn’t have to add disclaimers to my post, disclaimers should be givens. But unfortunately we haven’t reached that point yet.
Disclaimer: I don’t approve of Snape hurting Harry more than what he had to (Snape still had to defend himself in HBP) and I don’t approve of Snape physically hurting Harry in Snape’s Worst Memory chapter.
I’m not saying that Snape’s way of expressing his trauma is okay. He needed therapy to help him learn to deal with and express his trauma in a less problematic way. The point is that Snape’s trauma is overlooked and lessened. Snape’s PTSD is called a “grudge.”
Snape had a grudge against James Potter vs Snape was still traumatized by James Potter.
James’ change.
I will always maintain that James changed for the better. I won’t argue my point, because I’m not here to convince you that James changed.
There seems to be this “unspoken” “implied” message that because James changed, the damage he did to Snape doesn’t count anymore. Okay yeah James hurt Snape, but James changed, why can’t Snape just get over it?
I have zero problem with the idea of James changing. He grew as a character, happens to be morally grey, and actually has the capacity for good? Not a problem with me. He changed? Great.
If people spoke about James’ change like he fits in with one of the themes in HP, that people can change for the better.
But unfortunately James’ change isn’t spoken about like that. James’ change is treated like some sort of band aid to slap on Snape’s trauma.
I am okay with James changing if we’re speaking about James’ overall character, as well as his character development. But, if a post is specifically about Snape’s trauma, then I don’t care how much James changed, and I don’t think “but James changed” should be slapped on any original post talking about the very real post traumatic stress disorder that Snape has because of James and Sirius’ bullying him for years.
I was wondering for the longest time why some Snape fans were so salty over the idea of James changing. So the fuck what if he did change? Why is the very idea of James changing a bad thing? Why is it so hurtful? My response to James’ changing was “meh cool.” Like I’m not jumping up and down in joy over it, but I don’t find the idea of James changing personally offensive.
But now I get why even the POSSIBILITY of James having changed is personally offensive for people. When we hear the statement James changed, it’s hardly ever on an original post. It’s nearly always some Snape anti James stan coming onto a post (that is appropriately tagged) talking about Snape’s PTSD and they come onto that post and say “but James changed.” As in yeah but whatever about the emotional pain Snape had to suffer from years later, yeah but whatever about his triggers because James changed.
“James changed” has become a symbol for dismissing Snape’s PTSD.
I now understand why people take “James changed” so personally, as if someone went up to them and slapped them across the face.
Based on this post bcs that legit made me laugh
au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
So if I’m getting this right, the abridged version of Lil’ Zuko is like
Ozai: To get your honor back, you need to obtain something almost impossible to find.
Zuko: Whatever it is I’ll find it.
Ozai: The Avatar.
Zuko: *instantly finds Aang*
Ozai: What the-? Where did you get that?!
Zuko: I found it.
Ozai (hurling Aang): WELL GO FIND IT AGAIN
The thrown Aang, with little Zuko in hot pursuit, ricochet like pinballs across the global political landscape, wracking up high scores in Plausibly Deniable Treason.
tbh the most exciting part of my day is when i finally go to bed at night and start creating imaginary scenarios in my head
Huh 🤔 Let's see if this works
REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?
THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!
I found a bunch more!!
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i feel like the most important piece of wisdom i can impart on teenagers is that no one–no one–knows what the fuck they’re doing
my brother is 26 years old, makes $200k a year, and just bought a house with his fiance. he’s the success story you hear about but never actually meet in person, but it all happened by accident. he wanted to go to college for clarinet performance, but he got rejected from all the top schools. so he decided to major in physics instead, and then went on to get a doctorate to put off being an adult for a few more years. but then he ended up dropping out halfway through the program and accepting a job with google as a software engineer. so to reiterate: my brother majored in something he was not interested in, and then he got a job that had nothing to do with his degree.
he isn’t successful because he had some master plan he followed, he just stumbled around blindly until something worked out. and that’s what we’re all doing–i majored in political science and now i do customer service for a company that makes industrial-sized gas detection monitors. the marketing director at my company has a degree in biology, and my mom has an MBA and works at a middle school. no one knows what they’re doing, we’re all just trying different things until something works out.
so if you don’t have a plan, that’s fine. most of us don’t. and even those of us who do, don’t usually end up doing the thing they thought they would. it’s okay to relax and let life carry you wherever it’s gonna carry you. because even though a lot of us don’t end up doing the thing we wanted, most of us end up happy anyway.
I started reading for the Ozai goes back in time idea and STAYED for the Zuko also goes back in time trope.
But I gotta say I'm disappointed in y'all. I read through this ENTIRE post and not ONE of you mentioned my girl Yue.
If we're making a time travel fix-it then there are SO MANY characters we could bring into the Gaang. The more toddlers the better.
dumb atla fanfic idea: ozai is thrown back in time—to the time when firelord azulon still sat on the throne. when ursa had not disappeared into the arms of her lover, ikem. when he still had his bending. when the avatar had not reappeared.
when all was right with the world.
ozai’s ready to conquer the world—nine years earlier than planned, nine years before sozin’s comet was set to arrive.
…
what he did not expect was that the one thing standing in his way of success was his eldest son—in the body of a five-year old.
((where ozai and zuko travel back in time and try to thwart each other in every way possible while everyone’s confused by second prince ozai’s great amount of disdain for his only son and said son’s pettiness towards his father))
*Human Alastor*
Me: :)
*The artist made him white*
Me: :/
This is the best snape post I've ever seen.
no one:
me on my leftist twitter when i see a harry potter liberal's bad take: anyway snape stans would NEVER
Make it seven!
Headcanon time: Alastor first found out he was trans when he started practicing his radio show voice in the mirror, and dressed up as a man to get a higher paying job to take care of his mother.
But he still doesn't mind dressing up as a lady when he feels like it, either to lure in potential victims or just to have a good time.
there’s probably a maximum of five people on this site that also headcanon alastor as trans but being (possibly masc) nonbinary i really like the idea so if you have any headcanons about trans alastor please share them
Inaccurate. A good person resists the impulse to rob a house. Even though they keep an extra key under the doormat, leave their downstairs window open, have absolutely no security cameras-
snape: you know, i could rob a house easily if i wanted to. but i won’t, because i’m a good person.
dumbledore: a good person wouldn’t consider robbing a house in the first place!
sensing a pattern…
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shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
This is so accurate. I'm screaming.
Always happy to point out the obvious.
I’m seeing the ‘Alastor is Lucifer in disguise’ theory a lot, but I think it’s more likely he’s Lucifer’s son? We know he was human and a radio host/serial killer in the 20s/30s so it wouldn’t make sense for him to secretly be Charlies dad. Lucy getting a human woman preggers seems to happen a lot in media so it’s not outside the realm of possibility. It would also explain why he became such a bitchass powerful demon when he died, and why he seems to take such an interest in that family photo.
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