Crowley (drunk On A Bar): Sometimes I Can't Believe Myself. I Mean, I Slithered Here From Eden Just To

The bot situation is so bad right now that I have to stop myself from automatically blocking new followers. I completely mislaid the previous post about this I made so here's a new one:

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Welcome to tumblr. It's a blue hellsite. You'll love it. Just please fly your human flag so we know to welcome you and not to zap you!

"Why is a raven like a writings desk?"

yes thrawn is one of the most complex antagonists and baddest big bad in the star wars universe and his return poses the largest threat to the new republic since its formation

but also... thrawn 🥰

How many times do you think Admiral Ar'alani rolled her eyes at Eli saying "Thrawn got court marshalled" or "Thrawn upset other political/military leaders" while he was recapping the past few years in the Empire to her after being stationed with the Ascendancy?

Now I present to you : threesome with Thurfian and Thrawn ! 😩

It's time they put those anger and animosity to good use and this use is YOU. Where they would compete in the most healthy way of who's gonna pleasure you the most ! And you, you just have to sit back and relax.

😂 the chaos that would ensure! So much bickering and fighting. You just know they're bringing their personal grudges to play. You get to hear a run down of the latest incident as Thurfian goes down on you.

He's jacked I know it in my heart

Who wants to have a Star Wars marathon with me?

And I'm not talking just the movies

Not just the live action

Not just the ones we like

I mean a marathon, all of the movies, TV shows, live action and animated, all of it.

That means the Prequels, The Clone Wars, The Bad Batch, Solo, Kenobi, Andor, the Originals, The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Resistance, and the Sequels. Yes even Visions and Tales of the Jedi. And I have nothing against watching all of the shorts Blips, Forces of Destiny, and Grogu and Dust Bunnies. And yes, before you start to get comfortable even the "vintage" Star Wars Clone Wars, Ewoks, The Battle for Endor, The Faithful Wookie, Caravan of Courage, Droids. Holiday Specials! And to top it all off, we'll watch the Lego Star Wars 😈

I'm glad I could be of service.

I just finished watching Transformers Prime (haven't watch the movie yet) and...when Bumblebee killed Megatron my heart just dropped, and I think that Optimus's did too. When it just panned over to him with his wide optics as he watched the light go out of Megatron's...I saw a glimpse of Orion there.

And with all honesty, I don't believe that he will be able to live without him. Megatron was his mission, in the beginning the war, before it was even a war, Megatronus was there, they fought together, they were brothers. Then the betrayal came and it became about saving his friend and his planet. Eventually Optimus started to just seek revenge, for his brother and for his home. But at the end, I think that Optimus still had hope that he could save him. He wanted to save Megatron. And that chance was taken away from him.

And for the past 4 million years! Optimus' every waking moment has been consumed by Megatron. How would he live once the mission was over? Who would he be? I don't think he's ready to find the answer to that, and I don't think he'll survive to find out. I don't think he can.

Now I think he would like to sleep with humans, like... The scandal 😏

He would verbally and publicly denonce those indecent ways but once doors are closed ? Put those pretty alien lips to use on your Patriarch

That is so self indulgent, I am all here for it. He would fuel the fires when he's bored.

Imperial!Ezra ends up on the ISD Chimaera, found family with dads/mentors Eli Vanto and Thrawn.