When I Was Little, I Thought That The Language Of English Was A Conspiracy. That The Government Was Like:
When I was little, I thought that the language of English was a conspiracy. That the government was like: "OK, it's like 1700 and in a few hundred years this girl is gonna be born. Let's make a new language and then eventually someone's gonna tell her ity was all fake." My reasoning for people having accents/people not speaking English was that they just didn't want to comply. I genuinely believed that my parents and siblings all spoke another secret language that I didnt know about. I thought this till I was like nine
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‘Ivrit probably
I’m not going to say it again: #hebrew pronounciation deserves to win first place.
this is a theory I’m willing to take part in
there are people circling his nose to scream “JEW!”, it’s just unhinged racism on display
anyway
I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍
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ok so I'm from New Jersey and I guess we have an accent to the rest of the us but for us, everyone else has an accent. I'm in class right now (History, specifically) and our teacher is from either Tennessee or Idaho (I can't remember but chances are its neither) And every time she says America it comes out "Amyeericuh" and the entire class collectively cringes. Also, she says "pink" like "peenk" and instead of class she says "Clyeeass" idk why but I wanna cry like why cant everyone just be from new jersey
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NO IM GOOD BUT LOOK MY EMOJIS WORK AGAIN !!! 💨 🧐
= EVIL
BUT THE NUANCE
AND DOLPHINS EXIST
recipe for the perfect apple turnover
ingredients:
one (1) apple
method:
get the apple
turn it over
there you are done
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I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
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