I wanted to some up with something funny to add to this but I can't. Wait. But I count. hahaa
you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
It’s possible you have liked a couple of my post
Just a few /silly
um yeah but they keep showing up in my feed and I can relate to them so
Flowery trees
Trees are wildly underrated
We need to talk about trees more
You absolutely slayed
happy birthday, Mona isa!
Everybody say happy birthday to my mom now
NUANCE SCHMUANCE
DOLPHINS DONT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING I MEAN THEYRE CUTE BUT IF THEY WOULD TALK I BET THEYD BE PICKMEs
= EVIL
BUT THE NUANCE
AND DOLPHINS EXIST
haha yeah no I also love the sound of me crinkling tin foil in the ear of my egg salad covered brother
rain (duh) and coffee brewing
I can’t function without brushing my teeth and if I’m ever really freaked out or stressed I just brush my teeth. Idk why. Science tumblrs, do u know if that’s like a phsycological thing
Yeah, it’s true and also the word for flashlight in Hebrew is “panas” pronounced pah-NAHS
I just need all non-israelis to know that we have a famous celebrity show presenter here that his last name is "Penis". "Guy Penis". and yes, nobody ever said a thing.
Procrastination
"If I don't reply by tomorrow, then consider me dead." It's been two years since you got that message, and you haven't seen them since. Suddenly, your phone lights up: "Sorry, that took longer than I thought."
I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
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