I Wanted To Some Up With Something Funny To Add To This But I Can't. Wait. But I Count. Hahaa

I wanted to some up with something funny to add to this but I can't. Wait. But I count. hahaa

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

You: Wait, Babe… We Can’t Fuck Yet… You Aren’t Wearing Protection…

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3 months ago

It’s possible you have liked a couple of my post

Just a few /silly

um yeah but they keep showing up in my feed and I can relate to them so

1 month ago

Flowery trees

Trees are wildly underrated

We need to talk about trees more

1 month ago

You absolutely slayed

I ate up these sketches I did last night and no one can tell me otherwise

I Ate Up These Sketches I Did Last Night And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise
I Ate Up These Sketches I Did Last Night And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise
I Ate Up These Sketches I Did Last Night And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise
2 months ago

an actual conversation.

I’ve only seen stuff like this in screenshots.

An Actual Conversation.
An Actual Conversation.

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3 weeks ago

happy birthday, Mona isa!

Everybody say happy birthday to my mom now

3 months ago

NUANCE SCHMUANCE

DOLPHINS DONT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING I MEAN THEYRE CUTE BUT IF THEY WOULD TALK I BET THEYD BE PICKMEs

= EVIL

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

3 months ago

haha yeah no I also love the sound of me crinkling tin foil in the ear of my egg salad covered brother

rb with things you love the sound of

rain (duh) and coffee brewing

2 months ago

I can’t function without brushing my teeth and if I’m ever really freaked out or stressed I just brush my teeth. Idk why. Science tumblrs, do u know if that’s like a phsycological thing


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2 weeks ago

Yeah, it’s true and also the word for flashlight in Hebrew is “panas” pronounced pah-NAHS

I just need all non-israelis to know that we have a famous celebrity show presenter here that his last name is "Penis". "Guy Penis". and yes, nobody ever said a thing.

1 month ago

Procrastination

"If I don't reply by tomorrow, then consider me dead." It's been two years since you got that message, and you haven't seen them since. Suddenly, your phone lights up: "Sorry, that took longer than I thought."

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aropotato - Jellyfish Hater That is also Jewish
Jellyfish Hater That is also Jewish

I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis

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