CHAT I GOT IN

why are you signing off with a jellyfish

Me and you platonically

Also gn mootie

Soz I was a bit late gn mootie🪼✨💫

No one is hot…….mmmmmm ………., garlic bread

resident evil............. mmmmmmmmm........................

men............ Mmmmmmmmmmm.......................

AND I CANT CONTROL THE FACT THAT I HAVE A HATRED TOWARDS JELLYFISH AFTER THEY CAUSED ME UNFATHOMABLE PAIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

How was your purim?

(Mine was good but I had to go to a bat mitzvah afterward and I'm in a loud party but at least I found a frog I'm ranting aren't i)

It was great! I dressed as a shower (like the one from karate kid)it actually started to hurt after wearing it for five and a half hours so now I can’t move my neck, but bygones, ya know?

No religion has actual “magic” because most people don’t believe in it. Ever seen a baby? That’s magic.

judaism disappoints me because there is no magic. There is no walking on water. There is Moses and the burning bush and the splitting of the sea years ago. Any resources to find a positive perspective on Jewish history and suffering and lack of magic? The religion feels very realistic and I'm dying and how much it sucks. There are no gurus.

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most underrated show EVER ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

our culture

If you’re not Jewish, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following:

The Talmud

Zionism

What is or is not antisemitism

The word “goy/goyim”

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beautiful post. Beautiful. Unrelated, the author of the book people love dead Jews goes to my shul and she liked my Purim costume

I saw a production of Fiddler on the Roof in my city tonight that tried to make the story about the contemporary Russia-Ukraine war by having the characters be played by actors who are escaping into the world of Fiddler to get away from the war. It was really infuriating and maybe it’s because I spent my week rereading People Love Dead Jews for my xf meta but I can’t help but be pissed at the decontextualization and dejudaizing of such a famous piece of musical theater. It feels like the non Jewish director didn’t care about telling a story about Jews. She had to make it secretly about people she sees as worthwhile to tell the story. All we are to them is these fictional creatures to puppet around and learn something from, not flesh and blood human beings

EDIT: To clarify based on an ask I got, I know it’s already Americanized and historically inaccurate. This was adding insult to injury.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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Ok, so this is…. Somethin

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨