bastard child
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speedpaint
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch
While we're dunking on callout posts (good) I would especially like to dunk on the kind of callout posts that are like:
"<OP> is a <particular kind of bigot> here's our 20 page google doc of proof":
Irrelevant information
Irrelevant information
A completely innocuous joke that the OP made which is only bigoted if you approach it with the worst faith possible
A ton of screencaps that provide nothing except to pad the google doc
Screencaps of someone else just randomly having their own beef with OP that they're airing publicly for literally no reason
Evidence that seems to suggest OP might be a member of the minority identity they're supposedly bigoted against
Evidence that OP likes a television series that tumblr currently hates
Evidence that OP likes something which, if you jump through a professional-dog-show number of hoops, can be linked to something bigoted
An out-of-context blurb which is probably what started all the drama and again only looks bad if you read it with intentionally bad faith
A passing reference to the fact that OP has profusely apologized but that's evidence that they're bad according to the callout post
Discord screenshots of someone who's clearly the aggressor interacting with OP trying to make them admit something
Evidence that OP is maybe just a little bit annoying, as if that's a crime on the Cringe Website
And then all the notes on the post are like "#omg I had no idea" "#blocking them #stay safe everyone" or "#god I always knew they were weird"
Next time I see that I'm taking someone's teeth.
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
In the absence of publicly available information about struggles of brain damaged people I'm forced to set experiments on myself.
If no-one can say me what to do I'm gonna found it myself, I guess.
The og
Like many of you, I have been losing my mind over Lisa Frankenstein! I loved it so much and had to draw the two love birds! (Click for better quality)
no ur right
stay tuned for more lolol
I’m now hyperfixated on this game
How did we get here. What happened
THESEUS DESERVES TO BE SO UNHINGED AND MANIC, THE FANDOM IS SLEEPING ON THIS
I needed to get this out of my head, but on a scale of one to Zagreus pranking Orpheus about his relationship with Dionysus, the absolute most hilarious thing in Hades is by FAR extreme measures Theseus.
I mean, listen. I was not prepared. For any of this bossfight. First you have Asterius in armour and I went 'oh shit I'm gonna get destroyed' but then Theseus shows up with not one, but two gatlings and an armored chariot, all while looking absolutely ridiculous with his stupid golden mask -save me I love him- I panic and just "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE THESEUS A GUN" you get me.
So at this point I'm stifling a laugh, because the bossfight starts and I know it's gonna be hard as shit, and guess what, it is. And I'm so focused on Asterius because that mf has so much range now and he just never stops and it's a pain to dodge.
And then, THEN, as I'm so focused, tense, life or death situation, I see fucking Theseus rolling at the edge of my vision field, laughing like a maniac and firing his machine guns like pew pew pew pew pew and THAT is when I lost it. I burst out laughing and got subsequently hit by an axe in the face.
Moral of the story: extreme measures Theseus cracks me up to levels I did not think were reachable (truth is, I'm snorting just thinking about it) and it baffles me that I saw no one talk about it. Like can we just sit down and appreciate the fact that on top of his stupidity, Theseus is even more unhinged than what the fandom portrays him to be-