Idc If This Has Been Done Already. Too Many Asmo Haters Out Here. Imagine Being So Miserable 🤧

douchebag kami & noncon?!?!? uno reverse card, love; you spoil me

if you want a smutty ask, i’m glad to deliver ;) i would REALLY APPRECIATE an a/b/o scenario with shinsou, kami, and the reader together. if you could possibly spice it up with some breeding/marking/teasing in there, i would love you forever 🥺

YESS BABY YOU SPOIL ME 🥺

college au! because das good.

kaminari = douchebag fratboy

shinsou = his responsible (ish?) friend

warnings: dub/noncon, drinking, weed, laced ass shit, a/b/o dynamics

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Sledathon silliness

i am now all-knowing

being a switch is a hard life indeed

okay for how hard the game tries to emphasize how dad coded he is, people skip over this aspect of his dad-ness a lot. ofc he is playful and sarcastic in addition to stern and caring for his team. ofc he is strong and tall in addition to his love for nature and gentleness. there is so much cut content for this man that i think would have added to his dad lore but once you realize how easy he is to understand past surface level then his lore becomes unmatched.

the perfect man tbh. sorry wyll you’ll get there someday.

I am once again screaming inside because at his core Halsin is a deeply PLAYFUL person!

His playful, sarcastic "I AM?!" when you say he's big for an elf! He has banters where he teasingly roasts Shadowheart AND Gale at different times! He teases that you might be a lunatic for freeing a bear without knowing if it would attack you, he indulges the Drow twins by changing into a bear and letting the player ride him around, he loves bear puns (or really animal jokes in general), the way he flexes his muscles if the player mentions him moving things three grown men couldn't...

He wants to PLAY!!! The reason he's so serious for most of the story isn't because he's just the "sage wise archdruid" but because all the trauma he's faced FORCED him to be. Given the slightest bit of a chance to be himself (like traveling with a camp full of weirdos), he instantly shows his playful side, and it only comes out more in his epilogue.

He just wants to play!!

When i say asmodeus is a little evil in a fun silly flirty way this is what i mean i think ppl make him just a little too Normal like there isnt something off . Like normal stable upstanding devildom citizens do not say shit like that .

Beel in the back:

(Based on snap of charliegillespie eating an unusual sandwich combo)

i’m not mad 🥰

Haikyuu!! Click and Drag Game! Please do not repost anywhere.

There are 41 characters total for each lmfao i went all out. Click and drag each one to see who you get, or if you’re on mobile, take a screenshot.

Have fun and let me know what you got!

SCREAMING this is so funny 😭

Ascended Astarion worst nightmare

Malleables sketches

IM??? LMFAOO

they moved wyll to the center for good pr