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 Since You Guys Liked Marcille As Kermit That Much, It Seems Fitting To Thank You For My 12k Milestone
 Since You Guys Liked Marcille As Kermit That Much, It Seems Fitting To Thank You For My 12k Milestone

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

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2 years ago

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

11 months ago

man this story pissed me off. and i’m eating it uppppp 😭 i love solomon fluff but i feel like people forget how much of a genuine menace he is. while i’m unsure if he would go this far canonically, if someone told me this was canon i’d believe it 💀

Aaaaaah I needed to continue this story I wrote earlier. I rarely make second parts to these things but guess this is a exception. lol

Solomon x MC mainly this time with mentions of Asmo.

Warnings: Arguing from MC side mainly, and Solomon taking advantage of MC in their very emotional state.

18+ | Minors DNI

Aaaaaah I Needed To Continue This Story I Wrote Earlier. I Rarely Make Second Parts To These Things But

It was the next day, you rarely made eye contact with Solomon now after what you witnessed last night. The clear hickeys on his neck were hard to miss and ignore however, as they only filled you with jealousy, hurt and rage. Yet Solomon, looking as if not to understand what he pulled last night, truly bothered you and hurt you. Just continued on with life like nothing happened.

You did the usual in the place you were staying at with him now. Keeping the area cleaned to avoid Barbatos wrath, preparing Solomon's usual meals and drinks to keep him fed and hydrated. Since you knew how easily he can skip meals when deeply engrossed in his work.

Though the moment he took a sip of his coffee, he halted in his actions and looked over at you.

"MC...This coffee taste less bitter than usual." Solomon said with a light concerned tone in his words. Since this was Hell Coffee he was drinking after all.

"Oh...Might of added more sugar than usual. Sorry." You said with not much care in your voice, and turned away to leave the room.

Though Solomon stopped you from leaving as he reached a hand out to grab your arm. But instinctively you pulled away from him, eyes widened by his action, by his touch alone.

"...MC..." Solomon won't deny, he felt hurt by you doing that to him, but tried to remain calm. "You're upset over last night, I take it?"

"Upset is a understatement..." You lowly responded and tried to leave again, but once again, Solomon grabbed you. Only with more force this time to keep you there.

"Let me explain wha--" Solomon tried to speak but you cut him off.

"STOP! YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO ME, SOLOMON!" Rarely you rose your voice or yelled at Solomon, so you knew things were serious when this finally happened.

Again, the hurt was felt in Solomon over how you were acting towards him, but he tried still to remain calm for the both of you.

"...I didn't consider how much this would hurt you in the end. I thought you'd understand. After all, Asmo is mine too."

The way he said Asmo was his, sounded wrong to you, it sounded more like he was talking about Asmo as some possession than a living being...Demon or not, Asmo deserved to be seen and treated better than that.

"You only see Asmo as some won prized possession. Be honest here on that, Solomon." You said with tears starting to build up in your eyes, but fought them back from falling.

Solomon sighed softly, giving a light nod of his head. "...It is, but I also enjoy his company in times too. The bond we've created in time together. Yes...he can be a lot to handle, to endure, but I won't deny he's charmed me in a sense too...As well, I need to recreate that bond with him here. To create that trust between us. If I wish to use his power more easily when or if the time comes."

The way he said all that, it made you feel mixed emotions. On one hand, he did truly sound sincere on his strong feelings for Asmo, but as well, you knew he was serious on just using Asmo for his power too. In the end, the pact between them meant more than any real love or affection between the two of him. He knew this, you both knew this now.

Which is what angered you greatly, for compared to him and you. The pact was meaningful to you with Asmo, that was a fact. But it was the real love, trust and bond created between the two of you that mattered more. That held more power in the end to you, that meant more to your heart.

"...I can't forgive you..." You spoke out. "For everything you've done to Asmo, to me now too...You knew...You knew I was hurt and upset over this all. Over the situation I was FORCED in and how my connection to Asmo, that meant EVERYTHING to me, was practically CUT. Though instead of being understand, of just trying to consider how I might feel too. You still decided to fuck him, and as well, it was like you knew I was going to walk in on you two." Now your tears started to fall, it was hard to keep them from releasing now by how emotional you were feeling.

Solomon was silent for a moment, staring at you. Then he closed his eyes, letting out a small defeated sigh before saying, "I did know you were going to come. That's why I left the door unlocked."

Your eyes widened to his confession, as you took a step back away from him. Now those tears were starting to fall more, with a rush of shocked emotions from his words.

Solomon continued, "I was hoping, you'll have a better reaction to seeing that. I was hoping, if you heard his moans, his cries, the state he was in, we were both in...Perhaps..." He couldn't resist the smug smile coming through on his face now as he finished his words. "Perhaps...You would of joined us."

"...Solomon, you--" You wanted to curse him out, punch him even. You absolutely hated him now. If anything you wanted to just end him there, here and now.

It took you a moment to finally attempt speaking again from the intensity of this all. But before you could finally get another word out, Solomon pulled you in close to kiss your lips. With a roughness you haven't experienced from him before that literally took your breath away. As he ran his fingers through your hair and made your body melt and shiver from his touches and actions.

You tried to push him off, but felt yourself slowly lose your senses as you kissed him back. He kept going, as he increased the pace of that kiss, as he pulled your hips up against his and pinned you up against the nearest wall.

You hated him, you hated this. You wanted to yell at him, fight him, but instead you just felt your desire to make out with him through anger alone rising. You felt something wrong, but couldn't understand what. Any means to make sense on what was going on, to find control in your judgments now was fading. As Solomon snaked his tongue into your mouth to deepen the kiss, and have you moaning in that heated one-sided hate filled make out session.

Solomon smirked in the kiss, then proceeded to kiss down your neck and shoulders. Nipping and biting to make you whimper and moan, as his hands massaged and rubbed the sides of your waste. To make your body react in a way that made you want to fuck him now.

Of course Solomon knew what to do to make you bend and break for him. He dated Asmo long enough to know almost every tip and trick to get anyone to submit and kneel to his actions like this.

"F-fuck you, S-Solomon..." You muttered out in uneven breaths as Solomon grinded his hips against yours, until you were both in sync in the motions, in the moment. As you felt yourself growing hotter and wetter between your legs, as the desires to feel him inside you already were near its limit.

Solomon chuckled lowly, leaning in close to your ear as he bit it so lightly and teasingly, to make you shudder and whimper more for him. "Fuck me yourself, MC~..."

The rest of that day, you were at Solomon's mercy now. As he didn't let any second go to love you and fuck you like he felt you deserved.

Work didn't matter to him now. You going to attend to the demon brothers didn't matter to him now. Even if they were blowing up your phone with calls and text messages.

All that mattered to him now was making you cry and release for him, over and over again, as he came and filled you up in return. Just to take true claim of your whole body, heart and soul that he so longed for now.

Solomon won't lie however, he didn't expect things to turn out exactly like this. Though to have him hearing you moaning and all for him at such an intensity, instead of for Asmo for a change. He greedily loved it and was happy with these results...As well he hopes to keep doing this with you more for now on. Until the point you'll want him more in the end than Asmo...


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1 year ago

i actually love the idea of them being a package deal because it makes so much sense to me, more than many of the other common duos from this game tbh lolol

contents: solomon x gn!reader x asmodeus, nsfw (+18), pretty suggestive but nothing happens, kissing, fluff, pet names (love, darling)

you run your fingers over solomon’s pact marks, tracing the elaborate symbols, and you revel in the way solomon slightly shudders under you as your gentle fingertips run up his bicep, nearing his shoulder.

with you straddling him in his bed, you can easily get a perfect look at his bare chest, and the sight is a marvel in itself.

his entire chest, along with the majority of his arms and legs, are littered with pact marks, and there’s barely any space left. you know his back is as well, though you can’t see it right now. some are bigger than others, some are more clear than others. they all have some kind of symbol special to the demon he’s tied to. usually, the demon picks the placement, often based on where they prefer it to be. the other pact partner doesn’t have much say in this, as it’s highly intimate to the individual demon.

you know this from the way mammon’s mark sits proudly on your collarbone, and is practically impossible to hide with the way it’s always peaking out of your shirts. likewise, beelzebub’s sits on the side of your stomach, and belphegor’s is hidden on your lower back. all of the brothers have chosen a place special to them, which often reflects their sin, whether they’re aware of it or not.

you assume most of solomon’s pact partners didn’t really have a choice. eventually, they just had to put their mark wherever there was space.

“which one is barbatos?” you ask, and solomon’s hand guides you to the spot behind his ear. you grab his chin and solomon lets you move his head to the side. it’s small and elegant, and you barely notice it because of his hair. “it’s pretty,” you mutter, and solomon smiles. you lean down and press a small kiss on it.

“he said he put it there to remind me to use my head,” he says, and you snort. solomon playfully frowns, and you coo at him. “sorry, didn’t mean to laugh. that’s very reasonable of him, though,” you respond. you’re right above him now, and you press a short peck to his lips this time.

you trace your fingertips down to his neck again, and then right over his heart, smiling at the familiar pact mark. it doesn’t surprise you that asmodeus would place his pact mark there, claiming solomon’s heart as his own.

you lean down to kiss the pact mark once, then twice. you feel a small tingle on the inside of your thigh, where your matching mark is, and you glance up at solomon’s reaction. he looks back with lidded eyes and flashes you a small smile. you kiss the pactmark again, wondering if asmo can feel it as well.

slowly, you lick a stripe up it, and solomon moans, causing your stomach to flutter. it seems that he's extra sensitive there, and you make a mental note to use that to your advantage some more. your inner thigh burns pleasantly, and you can feel arousal clouding your thoughts. you grin and move down further, trailing kisses on his stomach along the way.

“you’re so pretty when you’re underneath me,” you murmur, and solomon laughs lightly. you frown at him. “i’m not being funny,” you say, and he shakes his head.

“i know, i’m sorry, love. thank you,” he replies, and you hum, satisfied with his answer.

you settle between solomon’s legs as you reach his boxers, and you play with the hem slightly. you can already see his heavy bulge creating a tent as well as a small patch of precum forming around the tip, and the sight makes you smile.

“sol, you’re already this worked up for me?” you ask, and you rest your head on his thigh, while tracing patterns on his other thigh with your fingers. solomon moves a hand down and runs his fingers through your hair. “of course i am,” he says, bringing you closer to where he really wants you. “how could i not be when i have my pretty apprentice’s hands all over me?”

you’re about to reach into his boxers to free his aching length when a loud series of pings distracts you. you fumble around the sheets for a bit before finding your D.D.D., and a laugh leaves you when you see the messages.

solomon untangles his hand from your hair and props himself up on his elbows while raising a brow at you. “what is it? show me,” he asks, and you show him your phone with a giggle. his eyes run over the messages, and he lets out a groan, although the corners of his lips are turning upward.

from: asmo baby <3 you’re seriously getting it on without me??? you betray me, you have WOUNDED me, darling fuck you i’m coming over don’t do anything till i’m there horny bastards


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4 years ago

this- i- OH MY GOSH IT WAS SO CUTE â˜șïžđŸ˜©đŸ„ș

literally i loved this series all the way through, every single route was so adorable and funny. pure fluff (besides h*m but we don’t talk about that)

ANYWAYS 😃 akaashi was so fucking funny in this- turning me into an akaashi simp even though he was a side character i-

â–ș now playing


â–ș Now Playing


↳ synopsis. y/n l/n is a first-year from nekoma who moves to karasuno in order to heal from her past toxic relationship. everything appears to be moving along smoothly, until her ex gets in touch with her again. what happens when a last-minute decision ends with her pretending to date one of the first-year boys on the volleyball team?

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- status. completed ! (started november 6, 2020)

- pairings. kageyama, tsukishima, hinata, yamaguchi x female reader

- genre. fake dating to lovers au, fluff, crack, probably won’t have any angst

- warnings. mentions of a toxic relationship, stalking, swearing, maybe some suggestive themes, you might lose some braincells reading this

- a/n. hi loves ! this is my first smau lol i’m so excited for this :)) updates might not be regular, but i’ll try to update as frequently as i can. 

also shoutout to @nerdybreadcollaborative​ for helping me proofread this because my first language is in fact not english đŸ€©

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y/n’s brothers đŸ˜ŸđŸ‘Š | karasuno’s idiot parade

track 01 - good lick

track 02 - lev’s frog obsession 

track 03 - wait a minute

track 04 - ‘friends’

track 05 - greetings gay boy

track 06 - bar-be-que!!!

track 07 - 8 ball

track 08 - shit x5

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hinata’s playlist

track 01 - thanks 😃👍👍

track 02 - studying

track 03 - creep

track 04 - ascending to the heavens

track 05 - „2000

track 06 - sunrise | written chapter

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kageyama’s playlist

track 01 - manifested 😌✹

track 02 - men đŸ˜”â€Œïž

track 03 - master chef up in this bitch

track 04 - kiss it better

track 05 - childhood sweethearts

track 06 - future queen | written chapter

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tsukishima’s playlist

track 01 - back pocket

track 02 - đŸ„șđŸ„ș

track 03 - 8:27 am

track 04 - meteor shower

track 05 - shoujo animes

track 06 - outstretched arms | written chapter

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yamaguchi’s playlist

track 01 - good friend(?)

track 02 - your honour: i am in love with this man

track 03 - baby plantsÂ đŸ˜»

track 04 - assertive yamaguchi

track 05 - final boss

track 06 - sunset | written chapter

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this smau is completed.

© all original content belongs to iwaisa, do not repost, steal, or copy. i do not own Haikyuu!!


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3 years ago

ALRIGHT. FINE. I GUESS HE’S PRETTY.

It's LUCIFER MONTHHHHHH

It's LUCIFER MONTHHHHHH

lmao it only took me like 4+ months to finish this shhhhhh (tyty to everyone who followed when I first posted the sketch forever ago💀 Hopefully the wait was worth it??)


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4 years ago

Mammon: I ain't got nothin' for ya!

Also Mammon: *does, in fact, have something for ya*

4 years ago
Just A Thought...

just a thought...

1 year ago

me just graduated and playing this game 😭

Tfw U Get Isekai’d Into A School Setting 💔

tfw u get isekai’d into a school setting 💔


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11 months ago

as i read this fic i become more and more delusional (in the way atsumu is delusional over yn) because why are me and this random fanfic version of iwaizumi soulmates


reading brave new world for a college class, standing like a father watching tv, strange fixation on gnomeo and juliet
 eggyrocks i need you to make this man real

35MM CHAPTER ELEVEN: haed

track number eleven: blue light by mazzy star

masterlist

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-> fun facts!

iwa just wants to watch a fun movie for movie night but all of his roommates are dedicated to watching boring artsy movies or cliche action or three hour fantasies

he just wants a goofy 90 minute romp is that too much to ask

the omegaverse gc argued for like the entire car ride over there on who would be dd they just knew it couldn't be akaashi

but the second they got in the bar they sorta werelike "ehhhhh worst comes to worst we'll uber" and then forgot about it for the rest of the night

yn and noya spent actual hours on the brownies only to realize that they couldn't add in the ground bud as like, seasoning to the batter and there was an entire process of steeping it in butter and everything

but by the time they realized the brownies were in the oven and they wasted like $20 worth of weed

yn and iwa did not drink during movie night; kenma and noya definitely did

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