My Favorite Hannibal Bit Is When Will Says Some Weird Shit And Everyone Stares At Him

Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

this has me in shambles my two favorites 😭

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

guys actually what the fuck

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

born to play marvin in “in trousers” forced to be afab

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

girl i don’t even celebrate thanksgiving and i’m still quoting that susan blackwell dinner