I'm Just Saying We Americans Have The Chance To Pull The Funniest Shit This March 15th

all filmbro movies are actually about women and gay people

when the entire squad logs in ^_^

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

I was at a gas station called "Crazy Jack's Discount Shit Shack" but all the items were ancient and cursed. Crazy Jack was just some hillbilly guy with and underbite and a straw in his mouth. Had to stop my sister from buying the cursed objects, even though she knew the were all horribly cursed.

I think Donnie Darko should’ve just smoked some weed.

Whizzer screws too much to see what a joy's monogamy. What a joy is saving his joys for one man.

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

Bill and Ted (bill and ted's excellent adventure) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by @mountiandewgay !

its 2024 i dont think i should have to pee just because i drank something

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career