Everything Eats And Is Eaten, Time Is Fed

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

i will always fail to understand how THIS became the incel holy grail. fight club is so incredibly fruity bro 😭😭

WTF I YHOIGHT THE THING ABT THEM MEETING ON A NUDE BEACH WAS A HEADCANNON?? LMAO

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

falsettos is wild because it will make you feel every emotion there is on the spectrum of human emotions but then also there is a song where they go LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE and it's a goddamn banger and that song shows you how the main character is shaped by sexism and gender roles and internalized homophobia and how his lover is trying to slap some sense into him and how his ex wife doesn't understand him leaving her because she did everything "right" according to gender roles and that it's his fault for not appreciating her enough meanwhile her psychiatrist is in love with her and trying to make her see that Marvin leaving her was actually a good thing "be grateful that it's come to a stop" like what musical does it like falsettos. late for dinner late again

You know the autism is strong when you can tell which production version a song is just by the instrumental

girl i don’t even celebrate thanksgiving and i’m still quoting that susan blackwell dinner

stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

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You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these