Haha, Weird Thing Outside My Window Go BRRR.

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?

Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

Money is fake

The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing. 

Time is arbitrary

‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?

Literally all barriers to helping people are fake 

maybe :D! You are squished y. but shoes can make you less squishedy !!! congratulation

That is true, on some level I suppose. Do you wear shoes, or are you mostly barefoot? What type of shoes would you even wear?

Oh, haha! Doctor, I'm ALWAYS this pale. It's because I never go outside. I feel the warmth of the sun so very little, my skin is deplete of its beautiful peach colour it once was. ((I have family that jokes and says if I was anymore pale, I'd be invisible!))

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

Please take good care of them!