Sometimes When My Mom Gets Drunk She Goes Into Liberated Women Mode, And One Time She Was Real Tipsy

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

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4 months ago

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

2 years ago

took me a long time to realize i like confusing people and that’s ok. sometimes u need to just baffle ppl. leave them something w no explanation that they will have to think about. i love confusing people


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3 months ago
Screencap Painting From "The Waitress Is Getting Married" ( 9" X 12", Oil On Canvas Panel)

Screencap painting from "The Waitress is Getting Married" ( 9" x 12", Oil on canvas panel)

(Inprnt!)

4 months ago

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."


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2 years ago

how far are you willing to go for superman?

How Far Are You Willing To Go For Superman?

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3 months ago
2 years ago

i just watched smile and idk gonna throw my thoughts in i guess it definitely could’ve been better, the ending makes the entire movie even bleaker than it began as

i feel like her career as a therapist is supposed to be a huge commentary on the healthcare system. like i interpreted it as written by someone who wanted to be/was a therapist or hates therapists, because rose’s breakdown highlights her criticism of her own mental health so much, down to her telling holly she was fine right after she saw someone die. like she continually denies herself any relief but is also denied any relief by pretty much anyone. so like i fucking hate how bleak it is but i think it’s just supposed to reflect that trauma not only is generational, and complex/connected etc., but that so many people are not only underprepared to deal w trauma but also unwilling

like rose opens up at the end but she focuses on her feeling with joel, and she was burnt out when the movie began. idk i’m rambling at this point, especially because i don’t like how it ends but i’m desperately trying to understand the point bc why not idk


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4 months ago

10/10 anon , no notes, not even the funniest person alive could write this and make it seem realistic because it is way too on the nose. my brother in Christ, take a motherfucking xanax or something

if I hear the phrase no hate like Christian love one more time I’m gonna end up in the news

being Christian has nothing to do with being a bigot

if you’re a bigot you’re a bigot, it’s your own fault you’re choosing the “don’t be a bigot” religion as your scapegoat

It’s clear you don’t care about this, though

not all Christian’s are assholes

Just because the assholes speak the loudest doesn’t mean they speak for the rest of us

I know this anon is useless, bc you don’t ever fucking reflect on what you say or do, even when someone calls you out on it

you just make witty retorts and everyone is in your side bc you’re internet famous, and you stay an asshole, just as judgemental as the “Christian” lnationalists and conservatives you say you hate

I don’t think you’re representing Christianity in a particularly level-headed manner with this comment! I’ve also outright admitted when I was wrong plenty of times on this blog. Anyways, that post was an obvious joke, If you wanted to ask me what I really felt about Christianity you could’ve just asked, you fucking weirdo.


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