Asterstella - I'll Figure It Out Soon™

Ominous brick posting oOooOo

(its the brick in its resting place :p)

Jonathan Sims Martin Blackwood

Day 11 — Cub

mr cub fan mr 135

The Onion continues to never miss

all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

okay so where does the name come from ? are you first name aster, last name stella ? or is it a reference to somet

(if yes, this going into the blackmail folder >:3)

What if you never know nyehehe >:3c

But no it's not my real name :3 and no thoughts behind those eyes, just making up words and using them as names :33

mcyt the only fandom where you see a post about a plotline that's ridiculously outrageous or, alternatively, utterly horrifying, and have to genuinely check if it comes from the source material

Can mutuals message you?

Mutuals can hit me with their car

I've made an actual tumble and now I'm comin after you @spruseats >:3

finally, after years of gathering info abt you, i've managed to construct an elaborate venn diagram of your every interest and aspect. felt kinda like the first terminator going through every possibility blindly but i've reached the end of the list. multiple rounds of triangulation to confirm, i've tracked down your exact coordinates as of writing this ask---

8°52'36.0"S 123°23'36.0"W

yeah. that's right. your timbers better be shivering right now. i'm coming for you.

Oh no! my secret bunker in the middle of the pacific ocean!!! 0:

Shiver me timbers!! Its location has been found! D:

I'm shaking in my boots- how have you done this??! It was perfectly disguised!!! No one could've ever found it!! ~^~