Art Block Era!

I fucking hate this stupid show "my blade traverses space and time" shut the fuck up with your jojo ass powers like can you motherfuckers just be normal and calm down with the anime bullshit, can we go back to sskk punching people in the face at the same time, like that was literally all I needed

"my blade cut through to the past" fuckkk youuuuu

Chuuya Sketch!

Everything aside, the current state of bsd manga is absolutely hilarious from the point of view of Akutagawa specifically. You have no idea who you are or where you came from, only that you must guard those people you don't know against the evil spirits™. You get your ass handed to you by said evil spirits™ in the span of one chapter. You are currently alternating between getting punched, thrown, impaled, hung by the head, and stabbed. There is a guy next to you experiencing ten mental breakdowns all at once. The other guy you are supposed to fight against is half blabbering metaphysics nonsense, half talking about how much he loved spending time with another guy. You have been alive for a total of maybe two hours

literally shut up im not crying.

artist - @marceline2174 (tumblr - twitter - IG)

Manager propaganda for the swagless competition!

Do you know Reigen from mob psycho 100? Do you know Tatsumi from zombieland saga? Do you know Kobeni from chainsaw man? all 3 are in this bracket; and she’s like a mix of those 3. In 1 CHARACTER! triple the power!! triple the lack of swag!!!

She is the manager of a maid cafe that’s basically part of the mafia. She’s always in debt and getting toyed with by higher-ups. She has no dignity and the moral backbone of a caramel flan. No one on her team respects her.

(she wasn't even ordered to strip naked she just did it because she has the urge to be as pathetic as humanely possible)

She gives inspiring and confident speeches and then when what she preached fails miserably she turns around and gives the exact opposite speech just as inspiringly and confidently. She canonically says "leave it to me!" and ruins everything. She is this:

but a woman #feminism

(this happens 30 seconds later btw:

)

She made a deal to lose in a rigged contest and she couldn’t even manage to lose properly. With her pancreas on the line btw (she's fine). When someone complained about how little food they had (because they have no money) she started talking about "you know, back during the war," and got ignored and talked over immediately. She bought a cake for her employee’s birthday and secretly ate a third of it before the event.

The 1 day she was away, her team turned the mafia hierarchy upside down and rose to the top. Meanwhile she was fishing convincing herself they must be hopeless without her and then hallucinating a fish telling her how useless she is (<- literally had a reigen separation arc) (also when she caught a fish it slapped her face). When she came back and saw the situation she started bragging about how that’s one of her maids.

All of that in less than 12 episodes! Also she has a name apparently? but in the credits she's just listed as 'manager'

We need more cringefail women! Vote for the Manager in @swaglesscompetition 2023!!

Kotlc plotholes and theories bc what

There are so many, and I mean SO MANY fucked up lil plot holes in the Kotlc and just things that aren't really considered.

like sure yeah saying Einstein was wrong abt light for the purpose of light leaping was cool and all but ???? then why does it work. We've been to SPACE based off of these silly lil human theories and its certainly worked so wdym humans are stupid for thinking thats how light works. IT DOESNT NO WORK LIKE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST.

another thing, does the general elf population know humans have been to space? do they know about the moon landing?? do the councilors know? I assume the elves in charge of monitoring humans would know but honestly I don't think the would've felt the need to tell the councilors.

Other things to consider that im def gonna write more on cause theyre all insane

They have dinosaurs, DINOSAURS, FROM THE BEFORE THE PREHISTORIC TIMES, HOW OLD ARE ELVES AGAIN EXACTLY?

The fact that elves are functionally herbivores keeps me up at night. do they have teeth like us or like horses, is their digestive system the same? do they not have an appendix ?

I feel like elves would have rlly shitty pattern recognition

Fitz mentioned foxfire is the top school and an accomplishment to get into, so why is it if you fail that you get sent straight into functionally exile?? just drop down a school damn

THE FACT THAT EXILE EXISTS???? FOR KIDS?? OK??

Do elves have like.... a culture.... cause I know they have festivals but they don't have elven specific fashion, just old human stuff that seemingly hasn't evolved like our fashion does, they dont have music, no art galleries and museums aren't needed

Do the lost cities have date spots

I think their sky and sun is fake

Do they have seasons??

Kotlc plotholes and theories bc what

There are so many, and I mean SO MANY fucked up lil plot holes in the Kotlc and just things that aren't really considered.

like sure yeah saying Einstein was wrong abt light for the purpose of light leaping was cool and all but ???? then why does it work. We've been to SPACE based off of these silly lil human theories and its certainly worked so wdym humans are stupid for thinking thats how light works. IT DOESNT NO WORK LIKE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST.

another thing, does the general elf population know humans have been to space? do they know about the moon landing?? do the councilors know? I assume the elves in charge of monitoring humans would know but honestly I don't think the would've felt the need to tell the councilors.

‼️ BSD 121.5 Spoilers ‼️ As soon as I saw this trend, I knew i wanted sskk with it. Keep in mind this is just my interpretation! :)

can't lie Dazai would've lost me after "you're at the airport" like pause can i get some lined paper so i can take some notes at least. "intersecting orthogonally" "sound attenuates rapidly in proportion to the cube of distance instead of the square" i just witnessed several ppl die and i'm 0.3 seconds from crashing out why are u using big words and throwing equations at me