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when ms crawly returns from calaways house, her car that she’s renting is like all jacked up and she says smth along the lines of “i returned it with a full tank of gas” like the first stunt they pulled in the jackass movie 👍🏼

r we just gonna not talk about how there was a jackass reference in the song 2 movie ??

TMNT CHAT FIC #2 💌

y/n: GUYS

y/n: GUSY I GOTTA SHOW U THIS

nerd 🥱👎🏼: hm?

da vinky 😦⁉️: yes?

y/n: WAIT I NEED ALL OF YALL

sk8er boi: where’s raph?

y/n: munchin booty or sum? idk 🤨

da vinky 😦⁉️: do you know how much you and raph get on my nerves with your bickering?

y/n: u know how much i don’t give a shit?

** y/n was muted **

da vinky 😦⁉️: that’s better.

nerd🥱👎🏼: STOPP HAHA

sk8er boi: i’ll shove my foot so far up your ass my toes will make gaps between your teeth.

** y/n was unmuted **

sk8er boi: THEY STOLE MY PHONE

sk8er boi: SRRY BRO

nerd 🥱👎🏼: smh

nerd 🥱👎🏼: but fr, where’s raph??

y/n: RAPHHHHH

y/n: RAPHIEEE-POOOO 🥰🥰

rae-rae: what the fuck do you want.

y/n: guess what i gotttt

rae-rae: a bigger dick 🥺?

y/n: yo bitch seemed to like it last night

da vinky 😦⁉️: omg.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: GAHSHDHDHQHHAHAHAH

sk8er boi: NOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOAHAHHQHWJD

y/n: raphs getting blocked again 😐.

y/n: ANYWAYSSSSS

y/n: I GOT THIS COOL NEW WATERBOTTLE

y/n: since SOMEONE hid my last one 😒

nerd 🥱👎🏼: in our defense, it was funny

sk8er boi: ^^

y/n: ok homo???

da vinky 😦⁉️: y/n.

y/n: ITS TRUE?????

rae-rae: HAHAHAHAH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: 😒

** y/n sent a picture **

y/n: there she is, in all her beauty

da vinky 😦⁉️: is that the jackass logo on the bottle?

y/n: yeah isn’t it cool!

y/n: u know it’s kinda funny cus johnny knoxville actually voices-

y/n: …

y/n: nvm 😁😇!!

rae-rae: huh?

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ???

sk8er boi: i don’t get it

y/n: …

** y/n logged off **

** da vinky 😦⁉️ logged off **

** nerd 🥱👎🏼 logged off **

** sk8er boi logged off **

** rae-rae logged off **

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da vinky 😦⁉️: Leonardo

rae-rae: Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼: Donatello

sk8er boi: Michaelangelo

parallels

parallels pt. 2

romanticizing being a jackass member.

FRANK A. IERO "YOUR FACE IS ALL I NEED TO STAY SANE."

it’s your city, i wanna be yours too.

summary: it’s late. its night. its new jersey. you’re in franks car because its romantic with a view of the city.

ⓘ gn! reader, not proofread, reader is from sf, 0.3k words

“ok, maybe i see why you like new jersey so much.”

you're in frank's hoodie, the ac is on anyway. your favorite cd is playing in the car's speaker, softly in the background so you can still hear his voice, and this is your peace. you look over at him, sighing out this defeat and waiting for his stupid laugh. "yes! i told you!" he giggles. "everyone sees it eventually." he points a finger with the same hand he holds his cup of coffee.

"keep it up and im taking it back." you roll your eyes, shaking your knee as your legs rest on his dashboard with your feet kicked up, boots on display. "i mean, who doesn't like a view of the city?"

"sure, bud. talk all the shit you want." he turns to you in this teasing way, scrunching his nose. there's a playful gasp, swatting his bicep. "you know what, it's actually not all that." you mutter into your can of arizona tea. immediately, frank sits up. "you can't take it back, you already said it!" his torso is completely turned.

"i can do whatever the fuck i want." you laugh, tickled at his reaction. the mood dies down after a bit, you both settle into the sounds of belleville. "it is pretty, though." you reclaim in this serious whisper. "i know." he sighs back.

"i wish you could see san francisco like this, though." you fix your throat and your posture. "all pretty and shit, i'd take you to see the golden gate, or downtown, or the pier." "yeah?" his voice is low and distracted, though you have his full attention. "mhm." you happily hum back.

"you'd take me to 'cali?" he asks with a smile, his winning smile, and turns over to you. "i'd take you anywhere." you're already looking at him.

you smile at each other for a minute, before he leans in, and you mirror him. it's all perfect, and you can't help but focus on the beat of you heart. you love everything so much. you love how his cologne fills you up, you love the warmth despite the windows down, you love the taste of your tea still lingering, you love the shitty lighting of the street lamp above, and you secretly love this town.

i have the most toe-curling, mouth frothing, eye-rolling-to-the-back-of-the-head, screaming, crying, sliding down the wall, banging my head against the wall, IRRESISTIBLE URGE to re-cast/give new face claims to the jackass crew for my dr.

could you do a rainy night drive with Ryan Dunn moodboard ?

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𓂂 ﾟ𓈒 ݁ .

fun fact i have a jackass x one direction dr

@iluvvme JUST FOR FUN, LIKE I WONT ACTUALLY SCRIPT IT, I JUST WANNA FOR FUNSIES 🤷🏻☹️

i have the most toe-curling, mouth frothing, eye-rolling-to-the-back-of-the-head, screaming, crying, sliding down the wall, banging my head against the wall, IRRESISTIBLE URGE to re-cast/give new face claims to the jackass crew for my dr.