rage against the machine, rage meaning crying and the machine meaning the totality checker
Hiyama Kiyoteru has never dated a woman.
(source: official ICE MOUNTAIN guidebook)
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”
Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear
new strat
i do appreciate that tumblr drafts list the creation timestamp but it is a bit embarrassing when looking through them
Contemporaries called it "The Great Slut Phase" and "The Slut Phase to end all Slut Phases" (later sources call it the First Slut Phase)