Loser Boy X Manwhore But The Loser Boy Is Atsumu And The Manwhore Is Sakusa

need underated sakuatsu fsnfics pls

And after work too

Sometimes all a girl needs is to wake up early and read a sakuatsu fic before work

Is there a fanfic where Geto says "yes" and Gojo ends up killing all those people after riko's death and they eventually end up both falling to the dark side and in love with each other?

Sakusa: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Atsumu: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Bokuto:

Hinata:

Inunaki: it's 7 a.m in the fucking morning!

When he's a 6'3 volleyball player that plays for msby black jackals and is a setter has a twin brother and dyed piss blond hair

Sitting here tearing up over an ant who was born a monster and had all the power in the world and could do anything he wanted, yet chose to spend his time playing board games with the blind girl who captured his heart and ultimately died embracing both her and his true human nature

Sakusa, about an interview he and Miya did: One of the questions they asked was ‘what is Miya’s natural hair color?’

Atsumu: it’s green now btw, because of a friend of mine

Hinata: you’re blond, right?

Sakusa: Yes

Bokuto: Hey, there was this one guy I went against in middle school. He was in the same team as you, short brown hair. Do you know him?

Atsumu, knowing perfectly well Bokuto means him: Not really

Bokuto: Oh, okay.

*next day*

Bokuto: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Hinata: HUH?!

Atsumu: *Laughing his ass off*

Sakusa, trying not to laugh: HOW DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO REALIZE?!

Hinata: What is going on?

Bokuto: What is Atsumu’s natural hair color?

Hinata: Blond?

Bokuto: that’s what I thought but NO! ITS FUCKING BROWN!

Atsumu: I LITERALLY HAVE A BROWN UNDERCUT! DID YALL REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR?!

The whole team: YES!

Sakusa: *Wheezing*

Atsumu: I’m so disappointed

AS IF I HAVENT LOST ENOUGH ON HAIKYUU MERCH

thinking about how if haikyuu actually existed irl, my money would disappear so fast bc I would buy every single piece of msby, schweiden adlers and jpn national merch. Kageyama Tobio photocards?? Jerseys?? Signed volleyballs?? Hinata plushies?? Sendai Frogs better watch out bc I am COMING for that tsukki merch. I would genuinely be so feral for them it's actually insane

So is anyone else gonna say it or do I have to…