Feeling Emotionally Vulnerable So Ill Be Walking Around With A Sword For The Rest Of The Day

rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.

do I want an apology or do I want to beat the shit out of them

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

man i have really great tits

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time