(visibly Shaking And Covered In Blood) Yeah Its Just Been Kind Of A Long Week Haha

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

your found family fucking bit me

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb

“Act ladylike” how about I kill you what then

saving eye contact for marriage

Posts that are so VALShrue. to me.

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff