My Bridge Is So Dark And Scary If You Wantto Cross It You Are Going To Need To Answer My Questions Three.

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit