Yeah Your Ship May Have Kissed But Did They Try To Kill Each Other?

your found family fucking bit me

women are really hot. did you guys know this

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically

its not gal on gal. its bro sex

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other