I Need To Get Laid…. To Rest. Like Let Me Sleep Forever

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

stop what you’re doing and adore me

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?