Trying To Seductively Get On My Knees For You But My Knees Crack So Loud It Echoes And I’m Stuck There

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

My pronouns are fuck/that and I identify as a problem.

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately