TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.
local girl shocked to discover that in the song "this is how all your favorite characters die" from the album "the album where all your favorite characters die" by the hit band "everybody dies eventualy, even immortals", all of her favorite characters die
Bella Swan and Louis de Pointe du Lac in group therapy and when the therapist asks how they’re doing their hallucination vampire boyfriends say “lie” in unison send post
let’s just say neil wouldn’t have had to worry about his father
I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.
mcr5 is releasing in june i saw it in a dream
In the comments section of the new mcr post. I love emos.
How the fandom thinks dazai and mori's dynamic works: Toxicity, abuse, bla bla bla
Their actual dynamic:
Mori curled up in the corner, visibly traumatised due to the fact that all his shitty plots are failing
"Dazai-kun, please stop bullying me..."
Dazai slurping some instant noodles while staring into his soul
"I wanna kill myself, give me some medicine that does the job or I'll fuck up your plan so bad you'll do it yourself."
WAIT HOLD ON WAIT
anger management/poor darrien blacked out during his therapist's appointment and woke up by the magnus institute outreach center where?
in OXFORD
WHERE IS HILLTOP ROAD LOCATED?
IN OXFORD
so now that chapter 112 is out can we appreciate the fact that Chuuya barged into the head of the PM's office with a set of fake teeth in his hands, asking for help like a child requesting assistance on tying his first tie, and Ruthless Murderer Mori Ougai looked this poor short man dead in the eyes and immediately decided to completely ruin his subordinates day for no reason other than he thought it was funny
Grace Wilde. Oscar Wilde. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Tattoos with great consequence, but the skin around the tattoo is preserved.